Chuck Norris Joke #455
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
Comments:
dien
2012-10-08 12:11:41
chuck norris sucks (chuck norris hand come out of key board) OH FUCK!bfvvvvvvvvnjfcsvkjdbsjkbrclnvhgerubvbfveribiu ern
Dan
2012-05-24 13:20:41
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs
nefera
2012-02-11 15:56:04
chuck norris dose not feel pain pain feels him!
lara
2012-02-11 15:07:47
god can walk on water but chuck norris can swimm on land!
david
2011-03-17 18:11:08
people piss on the floor chuck noriss is the only man who can shit on the ceiling
bobby
2011-03-17 18:09:21
chuck noriss doesnt have hair on his balls....... cause hair cant grow pn steel
yo mamma
2011-01-26 14:48:37
chuck norris once ate a cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
Jojo
2010-12-23 08:11:25
michael your last name wouldn't happen to be saxe would it?
Jojo
2010-12-23 08:10:30
if you look up chuck norris on te internet the result will be "you don't find chuck norris chuck norrisfind you."
Katelyn
2010-12-10 10:06:07
you guys fail at jokes. except ced, that rocked my socks. BAHAHA
michael
2010-12-02 12:33:34
chuck norris is so kool he can win a game of russian rulet with a full loaded gun and being the first one to shoot
rose
2010-07-04 09:12:49
nick how does that work??
you saying he had sex with the ilands or the peeps on the ilands?
nick
2010-04-13 18:55:45
once ,chuck norris went to the virgin islands, after that, it was just called islands
keith
2010-03-02 23:00:32
chuck norris peed on R. Kelly
ksensen
2009-10-28 07:34:50
ced that sucked.
Enej
2008-09-28 07:10:59
If you have 5$ in ur pocked and if chuck norris has 5$ in his pocket he still has more money!
ced
2007-10-22 06:06:11
chuck norris don't need porn, porn needs chuck norris
stellar
2007-06-04 08:50:05
HA AH HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!