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Chuck Norris Joke #455

Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

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dien

2012-10-08 12:11:41

chuck norris sucks (chuck norris hand come out of key board) OH FUCK!bfvvvvvvvvnjfcsvkjdbsjkbrclnvhgerubvbfveribiu ern

Dan

2012-05-24 13:20:41

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs

nefera

2012-02-11 15:56:04

chuck norris dose not feel pain pain feels him!

lara

2012-02-11 15:07:47

god can walk on water but chuck norris can swimm on land!

david

2011-03-17 18:11:08

people piss on the floor chuck noriss is the only man who can shit on the ceiling

bobby

2011-03-17 18:09:21

chuck noriss doesnt have hair on his balls....... cause hair cant grow pn steel

yo mamma

2011-01-26 14:48:37

chuck norris once ate a cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it

Jojo

2010-12-23 08:11:25

michael your last name wouldn't happen to be saxe would it?

Jojo

2010-12-23 08:10:30

if you look up chuck norris on te internet the result will be "you don't find chuck norris chuck norrisfind you."

Katelyn

2010-12-10 10:06:07

you guys fail at jokes. except ced, that rocked my socks. BAHAHA

michael

2010-12-02 12:33:34

chuck norris is so kool he can win a game of russian rulet with a full loaded gun and being the first one to shoot

rose

2010-07-04 09:12:49

nick how does that work??
you saying he had sex with the ilands or the peeps on the ilands?

nick

2010-04-13 18:55:45

once ,chuck norris went to the virgin islands, after that, it was just called islands

keith

2010-03-02 23:00:32

chuck norris peed on R. Kelly

ksensen

2009-10-28 07:34:50

ced that sucked.

Enej

2008-09-28 07:10:59

If you have 5$ in ur pocked and if chuck norris has 5$ in his pocket he still has more money!

ced

2007-10-22 06:06:11

chuck norris don't need porn, porn needs chuck norris

stellar

2007-06-04 08:50:05

HA AH HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!