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Chuck Norris Joke #452

For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

teddy johnson

2013-03-23 12:51:15

Chuck Norris' tears contain cures for both cancer and AIDS....Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry....

teddy johnson

2013-03-23 12:48:41

When Chuck Norris played professional golf he entered a "hole in zero" for every hole. The course pro said to him "you can't score a hole in zero". Chuck Norris said, I'm Chuck Norris...at which point the golf pro proceded to mash his own testicles with his 3 wood, because he knew that it would be less painful than being round-house kicked by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face anyway.

lovethewayyoulie

2011-12-16 18:06:48

i agree with bobthebuilder.....
this is dumb

steven mandonca

2011-02-11 18:01:02

chuck norris doesnt get frost bite he bites frost >:)

John Michael G. Banaag

2010-12-29 01:51:22

Chuck Norris should be the main character in the pokemon but pikachu will keep on crying.

j

2010-08-09 07:38:07

Wow

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 18:46:17

Since i lack the incredible attention span of a 102 year-old, i didnt finish reading :D, what was i saying???

Bobthebuilder

2009-07-03 09:19:08

That makes no sense........