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Chuck Norris Joke #45

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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2012-04-17 16:38:24

I am sooo moving there

Greg C.

2012-02-10 19:33:07

Chuck Norris can do a karate chop with his dick.

I'm not Chuck Norris

2012-02-10 19:30:27

Chuck Norris can e-mail a roundhouse kick. He could also beat the inventor of karate in a fight.


2012-02-10 18:33:42

Some people can headstand, but Chuck Norris can groinstand.

i am better than chuck norris

2011-08-25 19:56:01

I don't get it

Mad Hatter

2011-04-29 20:32:00

Chuck Norris can gurgle peanut butter!

A deezy

2011-04-19 08:23:54

Chuck Norris decided to make a toilet paper. It was his one failure because his toilet paper wouldn't take shit from anyone

Fish Norris

2011-04-05 09:30:23

Chuck Norris can do sit-ups, faced down

Fish Norris

2011-04-05 09:11:23

professor x once tried to read chuck norris's mind, now he's bald.


2011-04-04 18:21:37

Its 2011.

Chuck Norrish

2010-11-29 11:20:57

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land

beau horner

2010-09-25 05:49:46

chuck norris refers to himself in 4th person


2007-12-23 03:46:43

Chuck Norris sh*ts magnets.


2007-12-10 19:34:48

chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky