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Chuck Norris Joke #449

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Comments:

Leo

2011-11-08 02:55:35

Due to Albert Enstien's theroy of relitivity Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face

mariah

2011-10-28 06:13:52

funny

ksenijavolimteserbija!!

2009-09-16 10:39:46

Hahahahahahahaha.

Dirtysack

2008-03-27 22:11:49

Scientist now believe they have discovered the fountain of youth, but no one is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris for a urine sample.