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Chuck Norris Joke #448

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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pd

2013-10-22 14:25:51

george youre fucked up chuck wile poes you

Luke

2012-07-17 10:50:30

Why chuck

at school

2012-03-28 07:54:44

wooo jokes to pass the time!

George

2011-11-30 18:08:25

Jesus walkedon water...Chuck Norris walked on Jesus

Gabi

2011-07-07 10:54:11

The person that made up "jokes" is hiding for Chuck Norris because his life's biggest mistake was to joke about him.

ali c

2011-07-06 05:44:07

chuck norris is the only person to beat a brick wall in tennis

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2010-12-19 05:41:10

how can he do that

Daisy

2010-12-11 13:33:08

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

joe

2007-10-09 19:50:10

Jesus celebrates Chuck Norris's birthday

Mucteba

2007-08-18 09:24:51

If Chuck Norris was black they'd call white people Niggaz!

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:54:06

Then I ate those quarters and killed chuck

-banana slug

elvis anderson

2007-08-03 00:02:33

chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a dollar and it exploded into 5 quarters...

Mike

2007-03-28 08:35:17

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!