Chuck Norris Joke #448
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Comments:
Luke
2012-07-17 10:50:30
Why chuck
at school
2012-03-28 07:54:44
wooo jokes to pass the time!
George
2011-11-30 18:08:25
Jesus walkedon water...Chuck Norris walked on Jesus
Gabi
2011-07-07 10:54:11
The person that made up "jokes" is hiding for Chuck Norris because his life's biggest mistake was to joke about him.
ali c
2011-07-06 05:44:07
chuck norris is the only person to beat a brick wall in tennis
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2010-12-19 05:41:10
how can he do that
Daisy
2010-12-11 13:33:08
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
joe
2007-10-09 19:50:10
Jesus celebrates Chuck Norris's birthday
Mucteba
2007-08-18 09:24:51
If Chuck Norris was black they'd call white people Niggaz!
banana slug
2007-08-09 11:54:06
Then I ate those quarters and killed chuck
-banana slug
elvis anderson
2007-08-03 00:02:33
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a dollar and it exploded into 5 quarters...
Mike
2007-03-28 08:35:17
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!