Chuck Norris Joke #447

hi

2012-03-02 13:13:00

chuck norris is so cool he can frezze a icebrug

Getblazed err day

2011-11-03 23:22:01

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet it aint dead its just afraid to move

googoogoogogogogogogogogogogogogog

2011-10-02 01:14:15

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII
CHUCK NORRIS CAN HEAR THAT!!!

vodo

2011-10-02 01:11:56

chuck norris can hear sign language

Free style

2011-10-01 20:36:18

before the devil goes to bed, he checks hi bed for god, and god checks his bed for chuck norris

Cakes.

2011-04-22 21:01:08

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares at the books until he gets the information he wants.

Wat

2011-04-22 08:37:38

Why was Kentucky white on his KFC logo? He saw Chuck Norris.

Wat

2011-04-22 08:36:07

If Chuck Norris fights alot how come we see him without any blood stains? Blood is scared of him.

Wat

2011-04-22 08:31:34

Which came first the chicken or the egg? Niether because they were too scared of Chuck Norris.

Dave

2011-04-12 19:41:48

The reason mythical creatures such as dragons, griffins and minotaurs don't exist anymore is not because they were made up. Chuck Norris thought they drew too much attention to themselves.

cheeseman

2011-04-09 16:08:09

chuck norris punched a horse in the chin and now its descendent is now a girrafe

????

2011-03-26 12:44:24

chuck CAN believe its not butter

truman

2011-03-26 08:34:44

you know how people pray to god, god prayes to chuck norris

truman

2011-03-26 08:32:36

sorry

truman

2011-03-26 08:29:48

you know how peo[ple pray to god god prayes to chuck norris

Truman

2011-03-26 08:27:43

Chuck Norris was given the deathsentence when they gave him the shot he said more

carter

2010-12-14 02:33:10

if chuck norris falles out of a boat he dosent get wet water gets chuck norris

carter

2010-12-14 02:29:39

if you can see chuck norris your safe but if you cant you have a few seconds to live

carter

2010-12-14 02:27:20

epic win lol

jonnybravo

2010-11-04 16:46:31

Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the planet thats why there are many plates

kev

2010-06-02 21:01:55

chuck norris can make onions cry

Brennan Graves

2009-12-14 07:42:57

Chuck Norris's tear can cure cancer, but the only question is how he's going to cry.

name

2009-10-07 14:10:22

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

name

2009-07-13 09:52:06

god dosent own the world chuck norris does

me

2008-03-17 07:11:48

If Chuck Norris has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Chuck has more money than you.

blair

2008-01-19 12:04:08

Chuck Norris is already so tan, the sun does'nt tan him Chuck Norris tans the sun

Kiltro

2008-01-01 00:46:54

LOL

thats a good one