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Chuck Norris Joke #446

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

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superage54

2013-02-28 12:53:23

I wanted to meet Chuck Norris, but he meet me first

Carlos

2012-03-06 18:38:14

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

lucifer lord of hell

2012-02-21 19:39:39

yea fuck u videoman.tv yo mamma so poor she uses fruitloops for earrings

lalaloopsy

2011-12-05 14:08:06

They began to make a movie called "Aliens and Predetors vs Chuck Norris" but half way through they realized nobody would want to pay $9 for a movie that lasts 14 seconds

lalaloopsy

2011-12-05 14:04:14

you know what videoman? u can stop the smack talking bout chuck norris!! he can beat you in his sleep!

PS..... Q: How many chuck norris's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: none... he prefers to fight in the dark

=A=;

2010-11-14 07:14:39

Lol Videoman, you suck. XD

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 10:58:59

Another "I'm Better Than Chuck Norris" joke...

Q. What's the difference between Chuck Norris and my answering machine?

A. My answering machine isn't afraid to talk back to me

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 10:29:16

Another "I'm Better Than Chuck Norris" joke...

Q. What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Superman?

A. I have to use Kryptonite to kick Superman's butt

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 10:21:48

Another "I'm Better Than Chuck Norris Joke"..

Q. Why does Chuck Norris think he can win a fight with me?

A. He figures I have to sleep sometime

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 09:25:56

Q. Why do babies cry when they're born?

A. They realize Chuck Norris is not their father

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 09:00:11

Chuck Norris doesn't get headaches

he gives them

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 08:05:36

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Chuck Norris.
Who?

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 08:02:18

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks the closet for me!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Chuck Norris.
Who?

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 07:57:28

Q. What did Chuck Norris' Mother do after he dropped out of high school?

A. Let me go to my bedroom, I'll wake her up and ask her!

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 07:55:29

Q. Why does chuck Norris have two black eyes?

A. I had to tell him twice!

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 07:54:44

Q. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

A. He's chicken!

Q. What did Chuck Norris' girlfriend do after their last date?

A. let me go to my bedroom, I'll wake her up and ask her

videoman.tv

2010-01-30 07:53:08

Chuck Norris (is a ) Joke

Q. What did Chuck Norris have for lunch?

A. Nothing, I kicked his teeth out at breakfast!

Q. How fast can chuck Norris run a mile?

A. not fast enough if I'm chasing him!

Mojo

2008-09-15 14:32:43

Chuck Norris can speak Braile

markw

2008-07-21 15:11:11

Chuck Norris' pelvic thrust can knock down a building