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Chuck Norris Joke #444

Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

Funny :) Not Funny :(


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2012-07-30 13:39:06

Chuck Norris dosnt pay money his fists look like Dollar signs


2011-10-09 06:29:33

Chuck norris was once bite by a snake after three days of pain and agony the skane died

Free style

2011-10-01 20:40:57

the reason why people scream when the die is because they saw chuck norris'es face


2011-07-16 04:38:03

This joke isnt funny...its devastating! :o


2011-02-13 17:14:29

once chuck norris urinated threw a trucks gas tank.that truck today is known as optumas prime


2010-09-25 03:10:20

I like the comments


2009-12-18 15:00:58

Some people piss excellence. Chuck Norris pisses people.


2009-10-22 14:54:33

there is no such thing as tornadoes, Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks


2008-03-31 11:48:08

chuck norris hides the holy grail in his beard


2007-03-12 14:36:09

Somewhat funny