Chuck Norris Joke #444
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
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Chuck Norris no.2
2012-07-30 13:39:06
Chuck Norris dosnt pay money his fists look like Dollar signs
skull
2011-10-09 06:29:33
Chuck norris was once bite by a snake after three days of pain and agony the skane died
Free style
2011-10-01 20:40:57
the reason why people scream when the die is because they saw chuck norris'es face
someone
2011-07-16 04:38:03
This joke isnt funny...its devastating! :o
jeffrey
2011-02-13 17:14:29
once chuck norris urinated threw a trucks gas tank.that truck today is known as optumas prime
Name
2010-09-25 03:10:20
I like the comments
lee
2009-12-18 15:00:58
Some people piss excellence. Chuck Norris pisses people.
arrg
2009-10-22 14:54:33
there is no such thing as tornadoes, Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks
moe
2008-03-31 11:48:08
chuck norris hides the holy grail in his beard
Justin
2007-03-12 14:36:09
Somewhat funny