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Chuck Norris Joke #443

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

Funny :) Not Funny :(



2019-03-17 16:58:18

(The earth used to spin in the opposite direction, and the sun set in the west.)
Mmmm the Sun does set in the West.

Cap'n Dukerschneid

2019-03-05 18:42:01

The earth used to spin in the opposite direction, and the sun set in the west. That was before Chuck Norris roundhoused the planet.

Cap'n Dukerschneid

2019-03-05 18:40:39

Chuck Norris once owned a lizard, let him go by the ocean, soon after the lizard destroyed Tokyo

King Kong calls Chuck Norris “Your Majesty”. Chuck Norris calls King Kong “Bonzo”


2014-01-17 08:18:23

ok that's funny hehehe

Hector Garcia

2012-05-20 20:33:56

Chuck Norris once trained a lizard which is now know as Goddzilla.

chuck norris

2011-01-26 14:35:46

lol ur face!!!!!!!

A person

2008-08-23 23:34:58

The aliens in War of the Worlds did not die of bacteria infection. When they realized they made the mistake of invading a planet with Chuck Norris on it, they proceeded to stab themselves to death in the face because it would be less painful than dying from a Chuck Norris round-house kick.


2008-03-12 17:26:46

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick once caused the Earth to spin in the opposite direction. Before recorded history, the Sun used to rise in the West.

Dillon Lee

2007-10-31 20:52:47

give me some jokes please