Chuck Norris Joke #442
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Comments:
jhon
2013-03-07 18:46:55
i-da-ho
dakota
2012-11-27 19:37:51
chuck noriss joke
blagh
2012-11-26 22:24:28
Chuck Noris sleeps with a nightlight not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him
Dan
2012-05-24 13:16:33
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
lalaloopsy
2012-04-14 18:35:52
chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
joe
2010-11-20 10:41:19
when superman is in danger he calls chuck norris
Matt
2010-09-27 20:47:47
Chuck Norris was named after himself...
Da kid
2010-09-21 08:04:48
Chuck norris killed two stones with one bird
Danny
2010-09-21 05:31:01
Chuck Norris's middle name is Chuck Norris.........
Friday Weekend
2007-03-16 16:08:11
Monopoly, are you kidding me?! You played it with Chuck Norris, isn't that enough??
ode
2007-01-22 11:39:53
too late already did and won....