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Chuck Norris Joke #442

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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2014-10-13 07:56:05

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2014-03-23 00:45:18

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jhon

2013-03-07 18:46:55

i-da-ho

dakota

2012-11-27 19:37:51

chuck noriss joke

blagh

2012-11-26 22:24:28

Chuck Noris sleeps with a nightlight not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him

Dan

2012-05-24 13:16:33

Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

lalaloopsy

2012-04-14 18:35:52

chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris.

joe

2010-11-20 10:41:19

when superman is in danger he calls chuck norris

Matt

2010-09-27 20:47:47

Chuck Norris was named after himself...

Da kid

2010-09-21 08:04:48

Chuck norris killed two stones with one bird

Danny

2010-09-21 05:31:01

Chuck Norris's middle name is Chuck Norris.........

Friday Weekend

2007-03-16 16:08:11

Monopoly, are you kidding me?! You played it with Chuck Norris, isn't that enough??

ode

2007-01-22 11:39:53

too late already did and won....