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Chuck Norris Joke #440

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

Funny :) Not Funny :(



2012-01-10 21:29:57

Chuck Norris invented hamburger by throwing a cow at a chain link fence


2012-01-03 20:21:57



2012-01-03 02:12:45

The reason why the sun sets everyday is because Chuck Norris give it the permision.


2011-12-30 11:44:41

When Alexander bells invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck norris. LOL!


2011-01-25 19:35:31

Jesus can walk on water chuck Norris can swim in land.


2009-03-01 08:45:31

so chuck norris doesnt want evil defeated

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:53:12

ur a dumbass

-banana slug


2007-04-29 19:36:49

Chuck Norris nearly lost his life falling off a building. Realizing what it had done, Gravity quickly apologized and chuck went back to the top and defeated his enemies.