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Chuck Norris Joke #439

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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E. astro

2012-10-18 12:45:07

Chuck Norris was tuched by death, sadly death was not able to survie the ass kicking that followed.

cody

2011-07-15 23:03:59

chuck norris was having sex by a truck and spermed on the engine, that truck is now known as optimus prime

Bailey

2010-11-26 18:43:28

Chuck norris went to the virgin islands but when he came back they were just called the islands

whatwhat in the butt

2010-11-24 08:16:34

one time I ran to school.. but suffered the conciquences

rob j

2010-08-22 23:38:35

Chuck Norris was the only one who walked at his high school reunion...everyone else ran.

dylan

2010-06-14 19:23:56

The reason chuck norris destroyed the rain forest was because he wanted a tooth pick

Brian

2010-04-30 20:20:56

Chuck Norris can't shop at Safeway, because there's no safe way to deal with Chuck Norris.

Pariah

2010-04-26 21:27:53

Chuck Norris doesn't have a birthday, only a day when he stopped roundhousing people who knew about him.

Joshman5000

2010-03-02 11:49:23

The real reason why the Kiluaea volcano in Hawaii is still erupting to this day is, because Chuck Norris is all the way down at the Earth's core getting a case of the ass!!!

Joshman5000

2010-03-02 11:44:59

Chuck Norris is so tough that he can, actually, cut through a Ginzu knife with his bare hands!!!

Joshman5000

2010-03-02 11:41:06

Chuck Norris and Superman have a mutual agreement with each other. They will not fight to the death, because they know that the Earth would split in half!!!

Joshman5000

2010-03-02 11:34:32

Astronomers say that the red storm on Jupiter is a very volatile and unstable megasuperstorm that cannot be penitrated by anything. Well this just pissed Chuck Norris off so much that he got up and flew to Jupiter and he shadow-punched that red storm right in its face!!!

DamonBaird

2008-02-11 00:55:45

Once someone asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Once.