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Chuck Norris Joke #438

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Comments:

...u

2011-10-30 09:36:48

you forgot a rule: dont bering a gun to a bomb fight!

leslie

2010-04-26 16:39:44

wats under chuck norris's beard? more beard

Josh

2010-03-15 15:07:59

The opening scene of saving private ryan is losely based on the dodge ball fights chuck noris had against his entire school

dawn

2009-10-05 00:10:00

Chuck norris's ass is so smart it can put corn back together!

Brian

2008-01-22 17:23:19

chuck norris is so amazing he eatts a rubix cube and shits it out solved