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Chuck Norris Joke #437

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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jadc

2014-01-24 04:02:06

hourabul

melanie conley

2014-01-10 07:13:29

chuck norris does not wear a condon because there is no such thingas a protection from chuck norris.

maddie

2013-11-29 15:01:20

your funny ,hot,and awesome.from,maddie.

keithavila

2013-11-19 18:19:05

awesome

me

2013-11-10 18:29:47

chuck killes sharks when he smells them bleed

Sex line (toll free)

2013-09-11 12:16:30

8707723371 call me for a good time, im so horny if i dont answer leave me a message and i promise to return the call as soon as i get it;)

Matthew

2013-05-30 14:36:10

Chuck Norris didn't like the assassination of John F. Kennedy, so he went back in time to stop it. When he blocked the bullet with his beard, John's head exploded from sheer amazement.

me

2013-05-15 01:28:58

Those are my fave chuck jokes, but chuck Norris is no joke

me

2013-05-15 01:17:26

Chuck Norris doesn't dance, he round house kicks to the beat


Sharks watch chuck Norris week on tv

aaron22

2013-05-01 12:29:51

CHUCK NORRIS CAN PICK AN ORANGE FROM AN APPLE TREE AND MAKE THE BEST DAMM LIMMONADE YULL EVER TAST

dustin

2013-03-07 13:51:32

i milested moses

dustin

2013-03-07 13:51:28

i milested mose

moses

2013-03-07 13:47:00

im gay

moses

2013-03-07 13:46:59

im gay

moses

2013-03-07 13:46:59

im gay

moses

2013-03-07 13:46:58

im gay

moses

2013-03-07 13:46:58

im gay

moses

2013-03-07 13:46:54

im gay

greg

2013-03-07 13:43:41

penetration

Tyler

2013-02-13 20:31:05

Chuck Norris doesn't facepalm he only roundhouse kicks other people

Tyler

2013-02-13 20:22:29

There are no more dinosaurs because Chuck Norris killed them all

Tyler

2013-02-12 20:41:55

When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns in to the Hulk When Chuck Norris gets mad he kills everything in his path

Tyler

2013-02-12 20:38:56

If Chuck Norris was a pokemon not even a masterball could catch him

Tom Catt

2013-01-22 16:55:09

When Bruce Banner get angry he turns into the Incredible Hulk.. When the incredible hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris

Bén

2013-01-19 12:09:57

Chuck Norris knows the last five digits of your PIN number.

james zeruk

2013-01-14 13:43:47

Great White Sharks have a fear of swimming in Chuck Norris-infested waters...

james zeruk

2013-01-14 13:42:01

Chuck Norris once raised a man from from the dead in Reno, just so he could shoot him just so he could watch him die...

Kitty

2013-01-14 08:45:22

Seriously thats so gross and why would someone post that?!?!

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nelly

2012-12-05 17:38:56

me and thomas dont use condoms we want some good things in this world

FiLTHY

2012-11-20 05:09:12

Chuck Norris Made "Time" Sit In Time-Out...

kirstin

2012-11-08 08:27:24

thats desgusting

jlk

2012-10-31 21:02:48

chuck norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns after he kills them with a death stare,
chuck norris is more powerful than a weapon of mass destruction have you ever seen a weapon of mass destruction kill a unicorn
well chuck has

maayla chilson

2012-10-30 18:39:47

lo freakingl

i am dirty

2012-10-23 23:41:55

this is so funny hahahahahahahahaha

spence_the_creator

2012-10-12 10:37:10

literally this is the stupidest Chuck Norris joke i have ever heard..........and then some!!!!!1!!!



NB

2012-09-12 08:07:14

Chuck Norris doesnt have to open the door, the door opens it self.

Carl Anderton

2012-09-05 05:25:53

In 1987 Chuck Norris discovered the God Particle while simultaneously destroying four Columbian drug cartels.

PJ

2012-09-04 17:30:25

Chuck Norris can gargle with peanut butter.

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 08:29:24

Meteorologists have solved the formation of tornadoes. They are formed during Chuck Norris's multiple roundhouse kicks.

ethan crawford

2012-08-24 12:24:15

why did the dinosaurs go extinct? the chuck norrisaursus.

ronald lindeman jr

2012-08-20 07:26:15

nothing can stop us from being together not even chuck norris

ronald lindeman

2012-08-20 07:16:26

a stop sign wont stop chuck he will stop the sign.

Peter

2012-07-24 16:09:45

Hey I love chuck

google

2012-05-31 06:59:46

chuck did not stop at the stop sign the sign stoped for him

googly eyes

2012-05-31 06:58:53

god fears chuck norris

william

2012-05-02 16:38:03

i better watch out for chuck norris.

Bruce Lee

2012-05-01 17:40:42

I am the only protection you will need from Norris.

phillip

2012-03-27 00:05:08

i only answer funny :) to every joke i dont felling dying today

HM

2012-03-21 04:19:47


The dark is afraid of chuck norris

niannza

2012-03-15 06:29:38

Wow!!!!

Cody

2012-03-12 21:44:02

Chuck Norris has the power to blow your mind away....................... With a 12 Gage

Cody

2012-03-12 21:20:48

Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet, and on Friday they had a funeral for the bullet

Bob

2012-03-11 12:06:25

nither do i but i get the girl pregnet

andrea

2012-03-08 06:31:25

thats
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Bob G

2012-02-25 12:45:52

Chuck Norris can fall upstairs

JJJ

2012-02-11 15:41:47

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

corrie

2012-02-09 22:32:20

ha ha

kaejin smith-bejgrowicz

2012-02-09 17:08:20

dude this is fuckin retarded

NunYo

2012-02-09 06:45:17

Chuck Norris is a FREAK!!!

#FReaKSHoW

Chuck NORIS

2012-02-08 12:57:21

I Find Yo Jokes very anoying

Lawl cat

2012-01-30 13:55:02

Chuck Norris and justin bieber won a computer Justin typed in his password penis too short.chuck Norris typed in his password penis it was too long

ychimchim

2012-01-25 19:15:59

chuck norris eats rocks then he craps thunder

trever

2012-01-25 19:03:12

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land!

derran187

2012-01-24 00:41:43

Chuck Norris once fought Hercules...Hercules now works for Disney

Chucknorrisisawesome

2012-01-23 17:13:11

I don't love Chuck Norris I Chuck Norris Chuck Norris

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2012-01-23 17:11:22

I agree with ...

... sucks balls

2012-01-23 17:10:46

So does la

...

2012-01-23 17:08:56

Chuck Norris is a mother ***ker

Chucknorrisisawesome

2012-01-23 17:07:43

Chuck Norris once had an erection whilst laying down he struck oil

Jake

2012-01-23 07:23:40

One day Chuck Norris was having sex on top of his car. Some semen got into to the cars engine. The car is now called optimus prime.

michael

2012-01-22 09:32:16

chuck norris split green land and ice land half with a round house kick!!!

nice 1

2012-01-11 18:16:43

nice 1!

iateaninja

2012-01-11 18:16:05

tenage mutin ninga turtles is based on a true story...1 day chuck norris ate a turtle hole.wen he craped it out it was 6 feet tall and knew karatie

Lexy

2012-01-10 10:56:38

Hi!

Chi Man

2012-01-10 06:41:38

Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in three moves.

lexy

2012-01-07 16:14:58

cndsoldier69 is funny and very... original

lexyhappney

2012-01-07 14:26:33

If you guys hate it so much do not get on this site it is just common since, I got your back chuck norris ,aand it is not like you people could do any better he has posters, calenders, and hondreds of jokes and what do you people have no lives!

shania

2011-12-31 13:27:20

cuck norise is stuped

cdnsoldier69

2011-12-27 00:17:27

Chuck Norris can write his name in concrete with his piss.

trollolol

2011-12-22 01:35:27

Chuck Norris doesn't live in his house, the house makes Chuck Norris to live there.

bob

2011-12-21 15:24:12

when alexander graham bell invented the first phone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

person

2011-12-17 19:02:51

chuck norris can beleive it's not butter.

awesome person

2011-12-17 19:00:57

When chuck norris was in school trachers broght him apples

Chuck Norris

2011-12-15 14:01:30

This is no joke.

Xzenř

2011-12-13 17:54:53

There is no theory of evolution it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

Drunkoffmyass

2011-12-13 16:02:10

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Drunkoffmyass

2011-12-13 16:00:17

The second hardest element on earth is Chuck Norris. The first hardest element on earth only appears when Chuck Norris gets excited.

poopoorider

2011-12-13 15:55:11

when a zombie bites chuck norris, chuck norris does not turn into a zombie the zombie turns into him

Drunkoffmyass

2011-12-13 15:44:52

Chuck Norris walked into a bar and heared an elephant crying. He saw a sign that said that if you can make the elephant stop crying, you win $100. So Chuck told the bartender that he wanted to give it a try. So he dissapeared into the elephant's room. Soon, the bartender heard the elephant stop crying and start laughing. Chuck came out and the bartender asked how he did it. "It's a secret." he said, then he left. Later, he came back and saw another sign that said "If you can get this freakin elephant to stop laughing, i'll pay you $500." Chuck Norris told the bartender that he wanted to give it a shot. The bartender thanked him and with that, chuck vanished into the elephants room. Soon, the elephant started crying again. Went chuck came out, the bartender begged him to reveal his secret. Chuck Norris said, "To make him laugh, I told him that my penis was bigger than his. To make him cry, I showed it to him."

poopoorider

2011-12-12 17:38:12

bahaha

Stewie Griffin

2011-12-12 16:11:48

That sounds like fried chicken on a barney show this is not supposed to be funny so if you do not find it funny than you are chuck Norris and this is how life goes. I did not say this sir farts a lot said this.the end

Bobbb

2011-12-11 04:46:36

Chuck Norris doesnt go to the Drive In. The Drive In Comes to Chuck Norris

Bobbb

2011-12-11 04:44:53

Chuck Norris gave birth to his mom.

Bob

2011-12-10 08:51:18

Chuck Norris was messing with Bigfoot and chuch got kilt

Bob

2011-12-10 08:50:07

Chuck was fishing in henderson basin and got loss under interstate 10.

Bob

2011-12-10 08:47:30

Chuck Norris traveled the world but when he got to Louisiana he was never heard of agin.
the tree shaker ate him

Bob

2011-12-10 08:45:21

Chuck Norris thought he was bad intill he meet the swamp people.

Troy on swamp people said he will choot Chuck teice

Thefleathatripedchuxknorristopeaces

2011-12-10 08:40:16

Chick norris got in a fight with a flea and loss

Arod

2011-12-06 06:56:03

"el chapo guzman" isnt hiding fromt he police. hes hiding because he owes chuck norris money.

jose

2011-12-05 09:36:20

i love chuck norris jokes they makes me laugh my ass off

jose

2011-12-05 09:35:02

i love chuck norris joke they makes me laugh my ass off

jigle boy

2011-11-30 03:12:48

If chuck Norris lays in bed with a lady he stiks up th room

some dude

2011-11-28 18:44:09

..........u.......o-k

BiH-Aziz-ILYBTS

2011-11-28 18:34:57

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

Blake

2011-11-22 22:46:20

Chuck Norris is so fast that when he goes to bed he can turn off the lights and be under the covers before it gets dark.

JOHN

2011-11-20 02:54:11

Chuck Norris buys chop suey from McDonalds.

personal

2011-11-19 09:33:04

i love chuck norris jokes i read
them every day and make me laugh my ass off

meserie

2011-11-15 07:30:08

Chuck Norris once fired 9 bullets from his 8 bullets knife.

why you need name

2011-11-14 12:45:49

When Chuck Norris spills salt he throws the whole salt shaker over his shoulder

meserie

2011-11-12 10:13:27

If you would play poker with Chuck Norris, he gives all in and you will raise he will re-raise you.

meserie

2011-11-12 10:12:22

IF

alanna

2011-11-11 16:49:33

wowzrs...

Big D's Chuck Norris Jokes

2011-11-10 15:08:56

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

ryan

2011-10-23 23:25:27

so does god

mitchell pleake

2011-10-21 10:11:13

wow thats hilariously ridiulous

korean

2011-10-21 06:55:49

아 웃기다

pooeater

2011-10-19 21:37:39

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats funny

sarah

2011-10-16 15:40:00

i believe its== jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim threw land....;)

hayel

2011-10-16 14:41:52

chuck norris jokes. :) are so funny. that it makes me laghf.
.P.S. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection, from Chuck
Norris.

hayel

2011-10-16 14:36:58

chuck norris jokes. :) are so funny. that it makes me laghf.

Brandi Wallin

2011-10-14 13:51:57

Tim Tebow can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves...but he CAN'T beat the Chargers!!

the funny

2011-10-12 15:45:12

when chuck norris goes to a concert he dosent clap for the band the band claps for him

damar

2011-10-07 11:14:53

Chuck norris doesnt wear a condom cause he know there will be no body like him

Bros over Hoes

2011-10-05 21:02:51

If chuck norris drops the soap, you pick it up

person

2011-10-01 20:32:32

Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick the person that created this site for not capitalizing his name...if i we're you i wouldnt even try hiding

cloud9

2011-09-27 04:45:44

chuck norris once gave away a watch to an orphan boy he is now known as ben 10

j

2011-09-20 22:27:40

Chuck Norris doesn't have the wrong price, Drew Carrey does

asd

2011-09-12 12:51:02

Chuck Norris knows which hurts more: kick in the nuts or giving birth.

chuck

2011-08-18 16:40:14

chuck Norris isn't human.... hes his species!!!

Alex

2011-08-18 12:13:30

Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate... he molests his hand.

boo

2011-08-17 06:37:58

Chuck doesn't delete u as a freind on facebook he eliminates you

boo

2011-08-17 06:33:29

Chuck norris doesn't poke people on facebook he punches

doogyboo

2011-08-17 06:33:09

Chuck norris doesn't poke people on facebook he punches

Chuck

2011-08-11 02:10:15

Chuck Norris never loses at dodgeball because the ball wants to dodge Chuck Norris.

http://http://www.101chucknorrisjokes.com

me

2011-07-30 23:00:41

chuck norris attacks sharks when he smeels them bleed

chuck norris doesnt battle, he just allows you to lose

curt

2011-07-27 00:47:04

Chuck norris dosen't wear a condom, because chuck norris dosen't have to worry about AIDS, AIDS has to worry about chuck norris.

mama

2011-07-22 23:47:58

im gonna try to send more than one @ a time

Chuck

2011-07-21 17:11:42

Chuck Norris can beat Doodle Jump.

Chuck

2011-07-21 17:10:53

Eminem says, “I’m not afraid.” Chuck Norris says, “I love the way you lie.”

Chuck

2011-07-21 17:10:27

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just called the Islands.

Chuck

2011-07-21 17:10:04

When Chuck Norris ran for president, the other candidates ran for their lives.

Chuck

2011-07-21 17:09:18

A man once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” This man has obviously never been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris with a dictionary strapped to his foot.

jj

2011-07-20 21:38:50

chuck norris dosent mow his lawn, he just looks at the grass and says "i dare you to grow"


chuck norris dosent flush his toilet, he just scares the shit out of it

len

2011-07-16 05:28:11

What no comments - Damn I'm good

len

2011-07-16 05:23:31

Who's Chuck Norris???

Ana

2011-06-28 23:42:26

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you guys are so nasty!!!! ^-^

dfghgfd

2011-06-23 21:02:58

ever hear about the one about the guy who survived a chuck norris roundhouse kick? niether have i

hi

2011-06-22 12:30:43

lol same with me

abdelrahman

2011-06-21 00:52:02

chuck norris can delete the recycle bin on his computer

All The Answers

2011-06-20 14:15:07

joke #437 happens to be a bad joke but the site is hilarious

werfrfdbg

2011-06-16 17:21:17

chuck norris is so tuff that he roundhouse kicked a dude in the face so fast it broke the space time continuim went back in time hit emilia airheart over the atlantic ocean and turned her to dust

Terry Brown

2011-06-14 11:49:08

I love this site. Talk to you soon my friend. Hey, get me a job at Zimmer, I want to be outta here.

louise

2011-05-24 20:20:45

what ever

Samardeep

2011-05-21 09:42:15

Cool Jokes...

guy

2011-05-20 06:03:39

cool

SillyBilly

2011-05-19 17:25:23

There was a street in New York named Chuck Norris. But they had to change the name because of all the deaths.
Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Mr. awsome

2011-05-19 05:31:24

Chuck Norris had sex with himself and had me!

GayLord Focker

2011-05-13 12:32:55

CHUCK NORISS'S JOKES R FUNNY!!!

bobby

2011-05-11 04:24:28

When all snakes and bugs on this planet have been eaten, Bear Grillz will eat Chuck Norris.

virginia

2011-05-10 15:28:27

Now that's funny.

RockyRoad

2011-05-06 13:44:53

Chuck Norris can make a woman pregnant just by masturbating.

Zaccy

2011-05-06 13:42:22

The bomb dropped on Hiroshima
was actually Chuck Norris.

cj

2011-05-04 08:51:03

hahaha i am like chuck there is safe place from me

hELI

2011-05-03 06:22:01

Hahhaha:D:DDDD
like bby.

TheWizzle

2011-05-03 03:31:16

Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer.

Lil z

2011-04-21 20:46:29

They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit.

dumb hole

2011-04-19 12:34:32

nice

Joshua

2011-04-19 12:18:46

Awesomeness reeks of Chuck Norris.

yonna

2011-04-16 13:05:00

Chuck norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to loose

luvin life

2011-04-14 17:36:33

does this mean chuck norris also gets a load of stds.... or is there no such thing as stds from chuck norris either?

Ella

2011-04-12 17:03:18

This is the best joke ever Ohjeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buca

2011-04-09 20:57:37

I don't wanna roundhouse kick so i am commmmmmenting!!!!!!!!!!...

rachel

2011-03-31 14:22:22

hi hi chuk my sister loves your shows all the time.

vg

2011-03-24 13:22:59

thts funny

bluebird12312231

2011-03-23 09:33:30

Chuck Norris approaches Eminem

Chuck pulls his fist up.
Eminem says: I'm not Afraid
Chuck says: I love the way you lie

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL credit from Matt

bluebird1231223

2011-03-23 09:29:44

FUCK GIRLS ITS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH. DONT WEAR A CONDOM FOR SAFTEY :) HAPPY SPERM

will

2011-03-18 06:37:12

There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but they changed the name of it on the third day after it was named, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

will

2011-03-18 06:35:07

Chuck Norris has a nightlight in his room, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

thatoneguy

2011-03-16 15:49:02

chuck norris won american idol using only sign language

thatoneguy

2011-03-16 15:48:00

when chuck norris bakes a cake he doesnt use mittens when he takes it out of the oven

pizzadude

2011-03-13 12:09:02

this is terrible jst kiddin or am i????????????

zach

2011-03-10 23:23:19

there is no such thing as tornadoes, chuck just hates trailor parks

harrison

2011-03-10 17:07:40

better keep changing your birthday because birthday bumps from chuck norris ..... HURT!

ollie

2011-03-02 13:57:47

dnt talk about chuck like that you must be a dirty yank, yank should sort out thier lifes and stop blowing up their own towers

kailynn

2011-02-27 09:45:06

hahah nice funny ass shit right there

conormccooey

2011-02-27 09:37:00

chuck norris dosent dial the wrong number you answer the wrong phone

jhake

2011-02-25 10:42:29

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trenton Ranger

2011-02-24 16:18:40

Whoever says Chuck Norris sucks don't have any idea about all the good this man has done in his life. You all suck......

your mom

2011-02-23 15:25:29

chuck norris was dead for a long time but death does not have the balls to tell him

Dominic

2011-02-21 17:07:34

Hahahahahahahahaha

mike

2011-02-19 13:29:35

CHUCK NORRIS once did a paper route when he was a child.there were no survivors

Bradley

2011-02-17 16:38:33

That is as funny as hell

panana

2011-02-16 17:13:18

you can not find chuck norris, chuck norris will find you

den

2011-02-15 16:49:33

i here that chuck norris picks a lucky kid every year to be though into the sun

CHUCK MAN

2011-02-15 15:45:50

chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet. he scares the shit out of it

chase

2011-02-15 10:58:16

chucknorris you are a dried up retard who got your but handed to you you suck ass

dumbass

2011-02-14 19:31:23

damn, i cant think of a good Chuck Norris joke. now im on his hitlist :(

bambi

2011-02-14 12:51:37

muahaha

Jacob

2011-02-09 15:19:57

I got a better on(Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.)

Juan P

2011-02-08 12:47:13

this joke isnt funny

Shadow Matt

2011-02-08 09:47:41

Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Jesus?

Trick question. Chuck Norris IS Jesus.

SpiderPig

2011-02-02 18:16:12

Cool

BRANDAN

2011-02-02 15:56:27

STOPIED

mya

2011-01-28 17:07:21

love it

ard

2011-01-24 19:04:23

Chuck noris doesnt read a book, he stares it down til it tells him the information he wants

nicojr

2011-01-22 20:23:00

When I type kick ass in my iPhone, it auto corrects to Chuck Norris.

K.C.

2011-01-17 22:32:54

jesus can walk on water , chuck norris can dance, run, ride a bike and ever make and eat breakfast on water

Gaylord Focker

2011-01-17 13:22:49

Maria is gay cause she doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes. And that is an awesome joke.

mariah

2011-01-16 08:36:20

your jokes are not funny at all...........lol

Kris

2011-01-15 14:49:30

Chuck Norris doesn't feel, his skin is made up of tiny fists.

Banannas

2011-01-15 13:50:32

haha thats soo funny lol i love that joke

Davis

2011-01-15 08:04:28

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

a silva

2011-01-13 15:07:59

most people get crabs chuck norris gets lobsters

dylan p

2011-01-11 18:18:14

chuck norris was having sex on a car... a drop of semen fell in to the car... the car is now known as optimus prime

ddawgmcshnazzlizm

2011-01-11 06:19:16

wow..... you guys know what funny is.

Shane P.

2011-01-09 19:37:02

When god said let their be light, Chuck Norris said " say please"

Chuck Norris runs windows 7 on his etch-a-sketch

Shane P.

2011-01-09 19:33:26

Chuck Norris found a way to make his dick 10 inches long, he folds it in half!

emo

2011-01-08 21:42:59

Chuck noris can make fire with 2ice cubes

Robo

2011-01-07 21:03:05

Chuck Norris pealed an onion and it started crying.

nick

2010-12-31 22:43:49

WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT, HE HAD TO ASK CHUCK NORRIS TO ROUNDHOUSE THE SUN INTO EXSISTINCE

rose

2010-12-29 20:25:52

Dum

Prince

2010-12-29 06:55:44

If Chuck does not value protection, he wouldn't have escape and protected himself from the many bullets in his movies...

Samantha

2010-12-27 08:34:53

The jokes are hilarius and I love them so much

jill

2010-12-26 23:02:24

this is not good at all what would happen if he had a chiled it would be the 8th wounder of the world.

ferb

2010-12-24 01:07:03

you are so funny but the condom protects u from HIV

Spade

2010-12-23 10:50:11

Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills an emo kid.
...Let Chuck handle it.

I c u

2010-12-22 16:13:14

watch out Trojan

J. Prince

2010-12-20 19:07:35

Chuck Norris won the tour de france, on a skateboard!

J. Prince

2010-12-20 18:57:32

When most people cut wind, it stinks! When Chuck Norris cuts wind, IT BLEEDS!

J. Prince

2010-12-20 18:52:15

Chuck Norris is the reason Atlas is carrying the world on his back!

Gay Thug

2010-12-17 20:35:40

I dont wear condoms either

andy

2010-12-16 10:57:31

Chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac he got it

andy

2010-12-16 10:55:49

all of these jokes are awsome and i have some

Derrick

2010-12-07 07:13:32

Eminem walked up to chuck norris and said "I'm not afraid" and chuck norris said "I love the way you lie"

Lala

2010-12-02 10:45:04

all i can say is God is in awe of Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris

2010-12-02 05:16:34

Jackie Chan Is Better Then Chuck Norris!

devjon

2010-11-25 11:46:38

this not a kool joke SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICKSICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICKSICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICKSICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK

Tammy Meehan

2010-11-24 13:19:26

Chuck Norris has a sperm count of zero, he just ejaculates live babies.

maddy

2010-11-23 17:52:54

lol im like 12 and i always am afriad of chuck norris then i went to go buys condoms then i herd tht now im sad!!!

Chuck Norris

2010-11-20 19:18:45

If you think these are funny, you're wrong there facts about my life.

Adam almbert

2010-11-19 21:48:34

hey matt wat are you doing next friday?

emoprincesss

2010-11-17 11:05:59

i didnt think chuck norris had sperm

zack

2010-11-14 21:33:34

chuck noris looks at a diamond and it breaks.

Best men's diamond rings at cleverve.com.

geno

2010-11-13 19:45:19

this joke sucks it is lame!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt

2010-11-12 06:39:53

matt wouldlike to not have protection from chuck norris!!!! whoo woo!!

alex g

2010-11-09 15:01:44

chuck norris died 20 years ago death just nvr got the courage to tell him

chrislol

2010-11-08 09:08:42

Chuck Norris stared death in the eyes, then death was reduced to tears and begged not to be hurt

Chuck Norris

2010-11-06 13:47:17

Do you know how I created Adam And Eve?While Masturbating I got so hot...

Scott

2010-11-06 05:31:49

Chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back.

Braden

2010-11-05 22:55:23

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements.. bcuz the only element that Chuck Norris knows is the element of surprise.

matt

2010-11-05 11:46:09

haha

alexis

2010-11-05 11:45:43

not funny hate it

rose

2010-11-05 11:43:46

RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!

travis thompson

2010-11-04 15:49:22

doesn't make sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

me

2010-11-04 14:26:05

It is to be said that Chuck Norris has no chin under his glorious beard... It is only another fist waiting... and waiting...

Young Lars

2010-11-03 18:54:51

Chuck Norris is the Reason The Chicken Crossed the Road, to get the fuck away from him!

Bob

2010-11-03 18:16:13

Chuck Norris put the I in team

Blake

2010-11-03 08:13:41

WTF

Bradx

2010-11-01 14:12:48

Jackie Chan was inspired to learn martial arts after watching Chuck Norris perform a roundhouse kick on T.V. Thank Chuck Norris it had no affect on poor Jackie through the T.V.

Beasty

2010-11-01 14:09:55

Chuck Norris has won the game...and you just lost!

Joel

2010-10-30 08:11:27

In soviet russia... Chuck norris is still awesome!

jared

2010-10-29 07:37:18

read this chuck Norris joke

mikey

2010-10-27 09:09:06

U should put this joke on this website that i just made up.....



Chuck norris is the reason why freddy kruger doesnt like to go to sleep.....

carrick

2010-10-27 07:59:25

When chuck Norris has a nightmare, his nightmare wakes up screaming.

ugliogre

2010-10-27 07:21:12

What happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a duck, a beaver, and a groundhog?....The Platypus

brittany

2010-10-25 14:32:28

theres no such thang as handy cap unless u see chuck norris

manny

2010-10-19 11:54:54

kooooooooooooooooolllllll nigas

Geo

2010-10-18 18:58:30

1.Chuck nurris sneased and made the big bang
2.Chuck nurris stared at the sun so long it blinked
3.When chuck norris crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
4.The brick doesn't hurt chuck norris, chuck norris hurts the brick
5. WANT MORE JOKES, EMAIL ME AT LegoRock7y7@hotmail.com (thnks for reading)

djonah

2010-10-15 15:52:33

its a fact chuck norris is the missing link!

bob

2010-10-15 13:06:06

lol hilarious

Aidaan

2010-10-15 11:32:17

Chuck Norris is hiding under one of the bloody beetroots' mask.. xD

leakycoonass

2010-10-14 20:55:07

if someone broke in to chuck norris' house he doesnt have to wake up because his dreams kill them.

hotrod 432

2010-10-14 20:40:36

thats bs

Walter, FL

2010-10-12 19:47:50

Adam and Eve weren't the first people on Earth, Chuck Norris just kept a low profile.

twice

2010-10-09 20:07:40

chuck norris' dick is so massive that he made a condom out of an anaconda

Caitlin Jean

2010-10-06 13:09:09

Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said.

thatguyoverthere

2010-10-06 10:10:27

only chuck norris can be veiwer number 302 on youtube...

dghsitrhovgsdfhd

2010-09-30 08:15:26

ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dfghedrt

2010-09-30 08:15:03

:D awsomeness!

aaaaaa

2010-09-28 10:13:00

hahahhahaah

Durch_die_Blume

2010-09-28 02:51:38

Lustiger Clip mit Chuck Norris - er kann wohl doch nicht alles.^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LXUWJem89E

jay

2010-09-22 06:28:41

hahahahahahahahahahacodum

bob

2010-09-21 19:50:59

thats a good one person

person

2010-09-21 19:22:53

chuck norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle

bob

2010-09-19 21:52:01

Chuck Norris doesnt get an erection he gets an erocktion

bob

2010-09-19 21:12:55

There are no jokes about chuck norris there are only true statements of what chuck norris has done and can do.

Erica

2010-09-16 08:35:47

this joke was like the funniest joke i have herd that was urs.. well i mean there are a bunch of others one but this is my top one..lol.. keep it up..(:

idiot

2010-09-13 23:58:10

8===D [()]

idiot

2010-09-13 23:55:05

( . Y . )

hansel

2010-09-13 20:32:07

CHUCK NORRIS CAN DELETE THE RECYCLE BIN.

Ivonne A

2010-09-07 15:20:53

Chuck Norris can speak Portuguese in French.

sick32

2010-09-06 23:22:38

awsome

John

2010-09-06 22:27:56

Chuck norris was once stabbed with a KNife, the knife bled to death!

ThEdEaD

2010-09-03 14:11:43

Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. Three days later, it was just called Islands.

LegacyNesferatu

2010-08-24 15:51:49

Chuck Norris went for a check up. When the doctor tried to draw blood' Chuck rejected the syringe and pulled out a Smith and Wesson 686 357mag 6" and a bucket.

Deefizzle

2010-08-22 17:17:57

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck and some of his semen got into the seat, instantaneously bringing the truck to life! This truck is now known as optimus prime!

chris

2010-08-21 23:00:39

there is another way to kill a lion...


"CHUCK NORRIS"

chris

2010-08-21 22:55:22

there is only one way to kill a lion...


"CHUCK NORRIS"

zane hazzard

2010-08-15 07:24:05

thats funny

pimp

2010-08-10 21:06:29

chucknorris never lost his virginity, he never had it.

Jimmah

2010-08-10 21:02:01

chuck norris didnt lose his virginity, it lost him.

Marko

2010-08-04 13:12:44

When Chuck Norris tried to use Preparation H, he only got the H, because nothing can be prepared for Chuck Norris!!!!! Just made that one up now! lol

slim

2010-07-26 08:20:09

chuck norris had sex with dumptruck. 9 months later Optimus Prime was born

Nora

2010-07-25 23:00:52

Somebody once googled, "Who is Chuck Norris?" Chuck Norris then round house kicked him through the computer after anouncing, "I am."

griffin

2010-07-25 17:13:28

chuck norris has the worlds best poker face he won the 1989 poker world chapionships with nothing but a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, an ace of diamonds, a green 7 from the game uno, and an autographed photo of linsey lohan.

maddie

2010-07-21 01:42:32

Chuck Norris gets a nuke from care package. Everytime

Ardy

2010-07-06 11:19:44

Ugly - Sacks thought she cover him up. Chuck Norris thought he make sex

ana

2010-07-03 15:37:34

better than that:
chuck norris doesn't want to be perfect because perfection wants to be chuck norris.
by me

ana

2010-07-03 15:09:45

chuck norris doesn't want to be perfect because chuck norris is the perfection

rose

2010-06-29 07:54:28

um should i be worried that my boyfriend got a boner from this??
Plz someone reply

KAYLA

2010-06-18 17:42:02

i hve 1 chuck norris is so
smart when he was in preschool by the next day he was out of college this is by mikaela.d check my myspace at myspace.com/pie413

indiana jones

2010-06-18 12:17:41

chuck norris is so awsome he can touch mc hammer

J-DAWG

2010-06-14 17:23:17

chuck norris can hit a baseball so hard he creates a deadly shockwave with a radius over 6,000,000,000 miles

Jim

2010-06-14 05:55:06

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone in the BACK of the face. Then punched his soul as it tried to escape the dead carcass.

Jim

2010-06-14 05:47:50

Chuck Norris knows where Hoffa is

Jim

2010-06-14 05:43:54

Chuck Norris scored a 2400 on his SAT test with just one answer. Violence.
All Chuck Norris problems are solved with Violence

yo mama

2010-06-13 19:10:06

michael myers insulted chuck norris once...now he wears that stupid mask...

chuck norris jr

2010-06-12 23:49:31

chuck norris is my friend.

jimmy

2010-06-11 22:23:15

AP. Dateline Washington D.C. -- 06\21\2010 CHUCK NORRIS HAS SOLVED GLOBAL WARNING: At approximately 11:30 last night, ex V.P. Al Gore, at a Washington mixer, Al made the mistake of coming up behind Chuck and tapping him on the shoulder. All experts agree, Global Warming is now over.

Floris balm

2010-06-06 09:42:11

Hallo, ik ben homo.

seabass

2010-05-28 13:46:58

chuck norris can bitch-slap your ass with his mustache.

Cory

2010-05-28 12:34:48

Chuck Norris isn't a man, hes god's middle finger.

Imma Be

2010-05-26 17:46:21

Global warming is caused by the friction from every one of Chuck Norris' punches

KK

2010-05-26 17:44:33

Chuck Norris can breath in space

24

2010-05-26 17:41:44

Chuck Norris killed a grat white shark by drowning it

Jeremy

2010-05-26 09:32:59

dude wow

bob

2010-05-24 11:00:53

God took seven days to create the earth and everything in it. Chuck Norris took one day to create God.

Cody

2010-05-24 06:58:38

When Chuck Norris has an orgasm it leaves exit wounds

Cody

2010-05-24 06:56:57

Chuck Norris aint hung like a horse the horse is hung like Chuck Norris

blabie

2010-05-23 00:11:50

chuck doesn't were a condom id hate to be that girl! ;)

Paris

2010-05-21 10:10:03

I like Chuck Norris,

Chuck Norris Facts

2010-05-20 06:26:13

Cool. Chuck Norris can kill someone though a walkie talkie.

chris

2010-05-17 12:43:24

funny as hell

Liam

2010-05-14 09:13:36

God lives in the sky. But Chuck Norris still looks down at him.

This is my own XP

seabass

2010-05-14 08:28:24

Even God won't use chuck norris' name in vain.

seabass

2010-05-14 08:25:41

God has a chuck norris fish on his car.

john

2010-05-13 19:09:32

lol

james

2010-05-12 22:48:38

do u know y god onli let Jesus on the right hand?


so there was room for chuck norris on the left hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Levi

2010-05-08 14:54:28

Datz funny

George

2010-05-07 17:10:43

it took 10 years for death to build up the courage to tell Chuck Norris!

paul

2010-05-07 17:08:40

Chuck Norris has never been made fun of, because if someone makes fun of him he goes back in time and round house kickes the person before the joke is made!

michaela

2010-05-04 09:24:56

This joke is funny but mostly gay

JC

2010-05-01 19:09:48

Chuck Norris once got a girl pregnant. 9 months later, he was the father to a ford expedetion

Q

2010-04-24 11:54:02

There was no volcano in europe. Chuck Norris was having a BBQ.

SeaHorse Crew

2010-04-22 19:27:23

Pluto was the 9th planet in our Solar System. Then Chuck Norris visited and kicked its ass.

kris

2010-04-20 19:57:14

dogs arnt mans best friend there just security camras so norris doesnt have to search for non belivers

kris

2010-04-20 19:54:29

chuck doesnt have a penis its only a rocket launcher

kris

2010-04-20 19:52:08

q.y was there blood on the road a.the chicken asked chuck how tocross the road pppuuunncchh!!!!!

kris

2010-04-20 19:29:43

same rule aplys with me

Blade

2010-04-09 14:47:43


Why did god create life? ... Chuck Norris forced him.

Blade

2010-04-09 14:46:42

Chuck Norris knows where elvis is.

courtney

2010-03-30 17:54:42

Chuck norris does not wear a condom because if he did get a girl pregnant the fetus would just round house kick her until she died.

alias

2010-03-26 16:35:27

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kitkat

2010-03-26 16:33:47

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ninja 16

2010-03-23 13:45:15

this is very wrong and i dont think that it should be on here because people wont jokes not porne

Michael

2010-03-21 12:22:35

Ist this so funny

gansta102

2010-03-17 14:03:21

jesus could walk on water chuck norris can swim on land

gangsta101

2010-03-16 07:45:51

I never thought that I would chat with any one on here.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-16 07:43:18

Oh hey whatsup?

gangsta101

2010-03-16 07:42:25

Hey Snoopdog.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-16 07:39:51

No one ever goes on this site anymore I think I am the only one.

justin prachar

2010-03-14 15:57:48

chuck norris is so tough that he got a big mac at bruger king

luis

2010-03-11 15:09:54

when chuck norris dives into a pool he doesn't get wet the pool gets chuck norrised

john

2010-03-09 02:56:03

when chuck norris lies down with a boner he strikes oil

Drew

2010-03-07 05:44:57

Chuck Norris found everyone who laughed at any Chuck Norris joke and round house kicked them in the face until there was no more humor in the world.

Mackenzie

2010-03-03 17:52:02

I don't use condoms either when I have sex with my boy friend.

brodie

2010-03-03 17:47:08

who here masterbates because i do

Jordan :)

2010-03-03 17:41:46

hahaha

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 17:39:39

Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch him self in the back of the head.

Lenik

2010-03-03 08:15:37

Halarious

Ira

2010-02-23 14:43:14

Even Freddy Kruger is affraid that chuck norris will fall asleep.

martin

2010-02-10 13:31:11

chuck norris upper cuted a horse and made a new breed of animal the Giraffe.

Blade

2010-02-03 00:55:14

Chuck Norris knows all foreign languages, and ALWAYS has.

X

2010-02-02 02:51:32

chuck norris doesnt yawn, he roars.

James

2010-01-29 07:47:47

Chuck norris once sneezed while holidaying in japan.... hiroshima was never the same after that

ali

2010-01-28 17:46:47

the first giraffe was made wen chuck norris uppercut a horse chuck norris CAN delete the recycling bin according 2 einsteins theory of relativity chuck norris can roundhouse kick u yesterdai chuck norris was the first man on mars y do u think they cant find any signs of life

c

2010-01-28 14:34:48

badass

Blade

2010-01-23 02:15:09

Chuck Norris is so scary, he gives freddy krueger nightmares.

Lylla younes

2010-01-22 20:38:58

The largest export of Chuck Norris is pain.

GoingCOMMANDO

2010-01-22 16:55:02

jesus, chuck norris and a priest were in a boat jesus dared everybody to walk to walk to the island jesus hoped and walk to the island so did chuck norris but the priest hoped out and drowned jesus said we should of told him about steping stone chuck norris said what stepping stone

that1guyslainchucknorris

2010-01-21 19:34:43

Lately reports have been told about chuck norris getting into politics.
he will be our 45th president. There will be no 46th

that1guyhashotgf

2010-01-21 19:32:06

chuck norris lives in WEST dakota

that1guy

2010-01-21 19:30:28

one time a horse made chuck norris spill his ice cream cone. The unicorn was invented

That1guymitebeme

2010-01-21 19:29:02

chuck norris said 'rawr' and accidentaly invented the lion. now he has someone to watch over his forests for him

That1guyisnotme

2010-01-21 19:28:00

Chuck norris once went to the bathroom during biblical times. NOAH had to build an ARK

That1guyisme

2010-01-21 19:27:15

The people in haiti insulted chuck norris

?Kidd

2010-01-21 00:42:39

OJ didnt do it. Chuck Norris DID.

KaseyP

2010-01-17 13:17:00

Germex kills 99.9% of germs, Chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants

Thy Beast

2010-01-08 04:48:58

The Green Day song "21 guns is what Chuck Norris will use when he gets mad.

|\|()T |\/|E

2010-01-06 13:16:58

*chuck norris sleeps with a nightligt not because he is scarded of the dark but because the dark is scareded of chuck norris

*the earth was flat...but then chuck norris made it round

*if (key word IF) chuck norris was ever late time better slow down before chuck norris gets to it

*no one can divid by 0...chuck norris can

*chuck norris can do a wheelie while walking

*when chuck norris have's sex with a men it's not because he gay...it's because he run out of women

\,,/(>__

Winsor

2009-12-27 22:28:40

Good one....huh??
add me on facebook..
type in fred winsor

Winsor

2009-12-27 22:24:30

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his Gun...

Scarlet

2009-12-27 21:11:23

Not only can Chuck lead a horse to water...he can make it drink too...

Scarlet

2009-12-27 21:10:16

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles out of beef jerkey...

i leik chuck jokes

2009-12-27 08:24:01

Someone once googled "CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS!".He was found dead with a hole shaped like a boot in the back of his face(as we all know,only Chuck Norris can kick people in the back of their faces).

adam

2009-12-26 18:33:09

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

Itsme

2009-12-25 18:18:08

This one is really stuipid.

Zane

2009-12-24 23:45:07

chuck norris can stare down his reflection.

Bill

2009-12-24 23:43:52

Chuck once met his match and then died because he is lame hahahaha.

Zane

2009-12-24 23:41:56

I like the condom one hahahahaha.

rookiepker4

2009-12-21 08:52:53

in the year 1969, when chuck norris was born, the death toll went up by over 300%. this puts an average of 1 vs 300. coincidential to the spartans??

rookiepker4

2009-12-21 08:49:49

*chuck norris can run around hte world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*chuck norris once got in a knife fight. the knife lost.
*if chuck norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*mr. T makes warcraft look good. chuck norris makes warcraft...

rookiepker4

2009-12-21 08:43:08

*if the sun were to go out, chuck norris could save us with a fart and a matchstick.
*brokeback mountain is not only a movie; its also the name of the pile of dead ninja's in chuck norris' back yard.

rookiepker4

2009-12-21 08:38:02

once, a rattlesnake bit chuck norris in the leg. after 3 agonizing days of pain, the rattlesnake died.

Denny

2009-12-16 14:47:47

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep , he waits.

LMAO

2009-12-14 18:53:09

hahahahaha no protetection...codndom....get the connection!!!HAHAHAHA

11111

2009-12-11 18:17:31

If u misspell the name Chuck Norris, u will be dead before u even try to fix it..

killer

2009-12-05 14:41:35

hahaa thts the best 1

me

2009-11-23 14:47:06

holly fuck is awsome

Andrew

2009-11-23 14:40:49

haha this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

CN FTW

2009-11-21 10:02:43

Punk is not dead. Chuck Norris allowed it to live. Before last member of "Ramones" died by Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick he wrote song "I wanna live".

Trevor

2009-11-20 19:52:22

Donald Trump once fired Chuck Norris, Donald Trump now has a combover.

Trevor

2009-11-20 19:46:06

the people in paranormal activity didn't call ghostbusters, they called Chuck Norris.

tyler hewit

2009-11-20 10:14:05

zack is scared

tyler hewit

2009-11-20 10:13:20

iam not scared of chuck!!!!

TYLER PEWITT

2009-11-20 10:09:34

it was funny he has no protection.

kevin

2009-11-18 19:26:12

hehe thats my favorite

15133

2009-11-14 19:38:02

When the Angel of Death was told he had to kill Chuck Norris, he called in sick.

15133

2009-11-14 19:34:29

When Chuck Norris says "jump" you say "how high"

15133

2009-11-14 19:33:24

Chuck Norris has no enemies. He used to, but not anymore.

15133

2009-11-14 19:32:35

Chuck Norris stared down a statue. Period.

15133

2009-11-14 19:32:04

Chuck Norris doesn't feel the cold. The cold Fells Chuck norris

15133

2009-11-14 19:31:38

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't dare come back

15133

2009-11-14 19:31:14

Chuck Norris doesn't count the women he's slept with, he counts the women he hasn't slept with.

AG

2009-11-05 16:00:00

Chuck Norris is so tough, when someone tried to shoot him the bullet said oww

ezequiel

2009-11-04 13:24:34

chritopher columbus saw chuck norris walking on water holding a sign saying america this way

Chuck Norris

2009-11-02 17:57:18

i think im going to round house kick you for that any ways u do this

Chuck Norris

2009-11-02 12:14:39

Pray to me people with no lives, i have found my lock on, go through walls, auto head shot, multi kick shooter, and now you will worship me till my round house kick finds you!

ryan

2009-10-30 06:26:06

fukin funnie

coolio

2009-10-28 17:16:34

i once had a one night stand with chuck norris... it lasted a week

coolio

2009-10-28 17:14:46

i love chuck

coolio

2009-10-28 17:14:05

chucks the man

Chucks friend

2009-10-26 18:57:38

when god said let "there be light"
chuck norris said "say please"

Jack

2009-10-26 00:50:13

Omg that shits mad!
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land XD

Josh

2009-10-19 22:12:30

LOL (laugh out loud

THE CHUCK

2009-10-13 16:36:08

chuck norris once ate 3 72 oz steaks in an hour he spent to first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

THE CHUCK

2009-10-13 16:34:14

chuck norris once had sex in a tractor one of his sperm got under the engine this tractor is now known as optimus prime

potato

2009-10-12 22:00:45

Chuck Norris dosnt teabag he potato sacks!

Daniel

2009-10-12 15:35:57

Unless it's a cherry-flavored condom. They're the onyl thing more powerful than Jesus and Chuck pur together.

Jon

2009-09-30 07:00:32

"Theres no such thing as tornados....Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks."

joelisa

2009-09-27 12:13:43

hhehehe i would know

Jon

2009-09-24 07:46:16

"Chuck Norris's tears have the power to cure cancer!"....."Too bad he never cries!"

Daltyn

2009-09-13 20:57:16

"chuck Norris found out how to make his penis 12 inches long ... By folding it in half

Fm

2009-09-11 16:15:44

when chuck norris does pull ups he doesn,t pull his body up, he pull the bars down

Nathan

2009-09-06 04:08:27

Do you know why Chuck Norris has a beard? They have not made anything sharp enough to cut his hair.

Elizabethh

2009-09-03 15:07:24

That is the best...ever. (:

: )

2009-08-31 21:16:24

lol

bob

2009-08-24 16:05:50

funny

DJ

2009-08-22 21:09:11

Chuck Norris does not fart the fart chuck norrises

Tito

2009-08-20 15:27:17

Yeah, When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000. from Tweetnorris

kaylen

2009-08-19 19:04:16

chuck norris is so rich he can afford to be poor.

alexis

2009-07-28 07:57:10

becouse he rock,s

Ben

2009-07-27 09:39:13

Chuck Norris is an asswhole! Because i said that my life expectancy is now 3 seco

karen

2009-07-22 19:35:41

chuck norris doesn't get fired he set you on fire

misael

2009-07-22 19:00:16

Chuck Norris doesnt get the red ring of death, the red ring of death gets Norris

danny

2009-07-20 21:56:19

chuck norris doesnt read books he stares them down til he gets the information he wants.

starr

2009-07-14 15:18:36

check out some more funny chuck norris jokes here
http://hubpages.com/hub/jokes-about-Chuck-Norris

tim

2009-07-08 18:58:59

Q:why didn't chuck norris cross the road?
A:because he pulled the road behind him.

Jada

2009-07-06 13:11:08

i don't get the joke?

stvyjy

2009-06-18 15:29:50

at birth, chuck norris is why babies cry

Colin

2009-05-25 10:18:09

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Colin

2009-05-25 10:16:01

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay. It is because he has run out of women.

Jack

2009-05-23 00:24:30

Chuck Norris got an irection on Williem St, their were no survivors.

chuck himself

2009-05-19 17:17:24

The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris discovered the third dimension.

J

2009-04-09 23:49:25

My uncle once fought Chuck Norris when I was three...I miss him...

thing

2009-03-24 13:07:31

When Chuck Norris spits on the ground, the earth cracks. When he blows his nose, all within a mile in front of him are blown away.

dylan

2009-03-24 09:53:09

chuck norris can beat you in a game of connect four in three moves!!!!!!!!!

Katia

2009-03-15 15:43:29

haha!these jokes are so funny

Ruri

2009-03-13 19:48:01

What's the easiest way to a man's heart?

Chuck Norris' fist! XD

makrosoft

2009-03-13 10:09:07

When Chuck Norris walks, he doesn't move. The Earth moves.

matt

2009-03-03 17:38:10

i love your show im not allowed to tell my email

Halfrican

2009-03-02 21:47:52

The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee, and he died from the effort... There can be only one!!

zach Early

2009-02-13 08:51:02

some kids piss their names in snow chuck norris isses his name in concrete

RANDALL PINK

2009-01-06 13:52:58

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's actually pushing the earth down.

brent.t

2008-12-28 15:08:57

chuck norris made crop circle to tell corn to sit the fuck down.

brennan

2008-12-26 21:54:10

probably the funniest one in her!! rotflol!!

Chuck F'N Norris

2008-12-12 05:55:38

In the movie 300, King Leonidus yelled,"This is Sparta!!!." Chuck Norris laughed.

kim

2008-12-09 18:02:59

Chuck Norris is the best lover i ever had!

bob

2008-12-03 09:51:27

once chuck norris jumped in the oceon he didnt get wet the oceon got norrised.

cortinae

2008-12-02 18:02:41

ranger i love your shows so keep doing what you got to do

Lyssa

2008-11-25 06:06:53

Lol, I like this one. It is so funny. :]
Haha, I totally should send this to my friend. She'd get a kick out of it!

COLE

2008-10-20 07:42:46

THESE JOKES ARE STUPID

TOMBRINSON

2008-10-06 09:07:27

Chuck Norris is so fast, when he was out on his moring jog around the world, he hit himself in the back of the head.

iceman

2008-09-25 09:48:52

love it!

daddy

2008-09-15 15:42:56

that my boy

JJT

2008-08-17 01:06:08

Jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land

ashley

2008-07-22 07:39:07

dont laugh chuck norris isnt funny...he is behind you right now...with his fist clenched

tom

2008-07-20 16:12:29

com up with new jokes

Hotstuff

2008-05-29 10:27:30

that one is very funny

david

2008-04-30 18:25:35

you know that feeling that you get when you think someone is watching you in the dark well ....... do you know who it is that watches you... not the devil... not god ... not jesus ... but CHUCK NORRIS

david

2008-04-30 18:23:04

chuck Norris is the reason death is actually dead one look and BAM a roundhouse kick to the face and death

david

2008-04-30 18:18:37

hey Craig why didnt the chicken cross the road ...... because chuck norris was there

Ironman

2008-04-30 17:00:32

Thats funny, but that Titanic stuff is bullshit Chuck was just doing a back stroke when the Titanic ran into him.

jose

2008-04-22 17:49:00

Superman only has 2 fears kriptonite and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris

brittany

2008-04-10 07:08:43

FUNNY!!!!

NICICICICI

2008-04-08 11:08:06

you know how jesus walked on water.....well chuck norris can walk on jesus

Tjh

2008-03-31 15:09:16

under chuck norris' beard, theres just anouther fist

xpop

2008-03-31 10:36:20

ewww!

chuck is sweet

2008-03-30 15:40:08

chuck can ligh an ant on fire with a magnifing, glass at night.

chuck011

2008-03-30 15:37:24

chuck is awsome!

Herbert the Pervert

2008-03-13 18:35:09

I xperienced it 1st hand

Homer

2008-03-10 08:52:30

Chuck Norris

Logan

2008-03-07 12:13:48

best joke ever hahahahahahahahahahah

raychelle

2008-02-27 14:36:06

thats nice what does he use instead

cody sabin

2008-01-22 10:47:16

thats fuckin funny

sheila

2008-01-20 07:38:42

chuck Norris is the man, since the "Duke" is no longer alive...

Hitman

2008-01-03 04:59:50

lol- look at this:

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BOOBZ!

Rickaaaaay

2007-10-15 15:10:52

"who?" is the most retarded person ever!!..... this joke is the top vote getter and he doesnt get it!@

who?

2007-04-06 10:27:25

...............I dont get it for fuck sake!
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