Chuck Norris Joke #437
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Comments:
me
2013-05-15 01:28:58
Those are my fave chuck jokes, but chuck Norris is no joke
me
2013-05-15 01:17:26
Chuck Norris doesn't dance, he round house kicks to the beat
Sharks watch chuck Norris week on tv
aaron22
2013-05-01 12:29:51
CHUCK NORRIS CAN PICK AN ORANGE FROM AN APPLE TREE AND MAKE THE BEST DAMM LIMMONADE YULL EVER TAST
dustin
2013-03-07 13:51:32
i milested moses
dustin
2013-03-07 13:51:28
i milested mose
moses
2013-03-07 13:47:00
im gay
moses
2013-03-07 13:46:59
im gay
moses
2013-03-07 13:46:59
im gay
moses
2013-03-07 13:46:58
im gay
moses
2013-03-07 13:46:58
im gay
moses
2013-03-07 13:46:54
im gay
greg
2013-03-07 13:43:41
penetration
Tyler
2013-02-13 20:31:05
Chuck Norris doesn't facepalm he only roundhouse kicks other people
Tyler
2013-02-13 20:22:29
There are no more dinosaurs because Chuck Norris killed them all
Tyler
2013-02-12 20:41:55
When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns in to the Hulk When Chuck Norris gets mad he kills everything in his path
Tyler
2013-02-12 20:38:56
If Chuck Norris was a pokemon not even a masterball could catch him
Tom Catt
2013-01-22 16:55:09
When Bruce Banner get angry he turns into the Incredible Hulk.. When the incredible hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Bén
2013-01-19 12:09:57
Chuck Norris knows the last five digits of your PIN number.
james zeruk
2013-01-14 13:43:47
Great White Sharks have a fear of swimming in Chuck Norris-infested waters...
james zeruk
2013-01-14 13:42:01
Chuck Norris once raised a man from from the dead in Reno, just so he could shoot him just so he could watch him die...
Kitty
2013-01-14 08:45:22
Seriously thats so gross and why would someone post that?!?!
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2012-12-15 13:33:23
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2012-12-15 13:33:22
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2012-12-15 13:33:21
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nelly
2012-12-05 17:38:56
me and thomas dont use condoms we want some good things in this world
FiLTHY
2012-11-20 05:09:12
Chuck Norris Made "Time" Sit In Time-Out...
kirstin
2012-11-08 08:27:24
thats desgusting
jlk
2012-10-31 21:02:48
chuck norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns after he kills them with a death stare,
chuck norris is more powerful than a weapon of mass destruction have you ever seen a weapon of mass destruction kill a unicorn
well chuck has
maayla chilson
2012-10-30 18:39:47
lo freakingl
i am dirty
2012-10-23 23:41:55
this is so funny hahahahahahahahaha
spence_the_creator
2012-10-12 10:37:10
literally this is the stupidest Chuck Norris joke i have ever heard..........and then some!!!!!1!!!
NB
2012-09-12 08:07:14
Chuck Norris doesnt have to open the door, the door opens it self.
Carl Anderton
2012-09-05 05:25:53
In 1987 Chuck Norris discovered the God Particle while simultaneously destroying four Columbian drug cartels.
PJ
2012-09-04 17:30:25
Chuck Norris can gargle with peanut butter.
Robert Flores
2012-08-25 08:29:24
Meteorologists have solved the formation of tornadoes. They are formed during Chuck Norris's multiple roundhouse kicks.
ethan crawford
2012-08-24 12:24:15
why did the dinosaurs go extinct? the chuck norrisaursus.
ronald lindeman jr
2012-08-20 07:26:15
nothing can stop us from being together not even chuck norris
ronald lindeman
2012-08-20 07:16:26
a stop sign wont stop chuck he will stop the sign.
Peter
2012-07-24 16:09:45
Hey I love chuck
2012-05-31 06:59:46
chuck did not stop at the stop sign the sign stoped for him
googly eyes
2012-05-31 06:58:53
god fears chuck norris
william
2012-05-02 16:38:03
i better watch out for chuck norris.
Bruce Lee
2012-05-01 17:40:42
I am the only protection you will need from Norris.
phillip
2012-03-27 00:05:08
i only answer funny :) to every joke i dont felling dying today
HM
2012-03-21 04:19:47
The dark is afraid of chuck norris
niannza
2012-03-15 06:29:38
Wow!!!!
Cody
2012-03-12 21:44:02
Chuck Norris has the power to blow your mind away....................... With a 12 Gage
Cody
2012-03-12 21:20:48
Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet, and on Friday they had a funeral for the bullet
Bob
2012-03-11 12:06:25
nither do i but i get the girl pregnet
andrea
2012-03-08 06:31:25
thats
ture
++++++++
Bob G
2012-02-25 12:45:52
Chuck Norris can fall upstairs
JJJ
2012-02-11 15:41:47
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
corrie
2012-02-09 22:32:20
ha ha
kaejin smith-bejgrowicz
2012-02-09 17:08:20
dude this is fuckin retarded
NunYo
2012-02-09 06:45:17
Chuck Norris is a FREAK!!!
#FReaKSHoW
Chuck NORIS
2012-02-08 12:57:21
I Find Yo Jokes very anoying
Lawl cat
2012-01-30 13:55:02
Chuck Norris and justin bieber won a computer Justin typed in his password penis too short.chuck Norris typed in his password penis it was too long
ychimchim
2012-01-25 19:15:59
chuck norris eats rocks then he craps thunder
trever
2012-01-25 19:03:12
Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land!
derran187
2012-01-24 00:41:43
Chuck Norris once fought Hercules...Hercules now works for Disney
Chucknorrisisawesome
2012-01-23 17:13:11
I don't love Chuck Norris I Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
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2012-01-23 17:11:22
I agree with ...
... sucks balls
2012-01-23 17:10:46
So does la
...
2012-01-23 17:08:56
Chuck Norris is a mother ***ker
Chucknorrisisawesome
2012-01-23 17:07:43
Chuck Norris once had an erection whilst laying down he struck oil
Jake
2012-01-23 07:23:40
One day Chuck Norris was having sex on top of his car. Some semen got into to the cars engine. The car is now called optimus prime.
michael
2012-01-22 09:32:16
chuck norris split green land and ice land half with a round house kick!!!
nice 1
2012-01-11 18:16:43
nice 1!
iateaninja
2012-01-11 18:16:05
tenage mutin ninga turtles is based on a true story...1 day chuck norris ate a turtle hole.wen he craped it out it was 6 feet tall and knew karatie
Lexy
2012-01-10 10:56:38
Hi!
Chi Man
2012-01-10 06:41:38
Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in three moves.
lexy
2012-01-07 16:14:58
cndsoldier69 is funny and very... original
lexyhappney
2012-01-07 14:26:33
If you guys hate it so much do not get on this site it is just common since, I got your back chuck norris ,aand it is not like you people could do any better he has posters, calenders, and hondreds of jokes and what do you people have no lives!
shania
2011-12-31 13:27:20
cuck norise is stuped
cdnsoldier69
2011-12-27 00:17:27
Chuck Norris can write his name in concrete with his piss.
trollolol
2011-12-22 01:35:27
Chuck Norris doesn't live in his house, the house makes Chuck Norris to live there.
bob
2011-12-21 15:24:12
when alexander graham bell invented the first phone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
person
2011-12-17 19:02:51
chuck norris can beleive it's not butter.
awesome person
2011-12-17 19:00:57
When chuck norris was in school trachers broght him apples
Chuck Norris
2011-12-15 14:01:30
This is no joke.
Xzenř
2011-12-13 17:54:53
There is no theory of evolution it's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
Drunkoffmyass
2011-12-13 16:02:10
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Drunkoffmyass
2011-12-13 16:00:17
The second hardest element on earth is Chuck Norris. The first hardest element on earth only appears when Chuck Norris gets excited.
poopoorider
2011-12-13 15:55:11
when a zombie bites chuck norris, chuck norris does not turn into a zombie the zombie turns into him
Drunkoffmyass
2011-12-13 15:44:52
Chuck Norris walked into a bar and heared an elephant crying. He saw a sign that said that if you can make the elephant stop crying, you win $100. So Chuck told the bartender that he wanted to give it a try. So he dissapeared into the elephant's room. Soon, the bartender heard the elephant stop crying and start laughing. Chuck came out and the bartender asked how he did it. "It's a secret." he said, then he left. Later, he came back and saw another sign that said "If you can get this freakin elephant to stop laughing, i'll pay you $500." Chuck Norris told the bartender that he wanted to give it a shot. The bartender thanked him and with that, chuck vanished into the elephants room. Soon, the elephant started crying again. Went chuck came out, the bartender begged him to reveal his secret. Chuck Norris said, "To make him laugh, I told him that my penis was bigger than his. To make him cry, I showed it to him."
poopoorider
2011-12-12 17:38:12
bahaha
Stewie Griffin
2011-12-12 16:11:48
That sounds like fried chicken on a barney show this is not supposed to be funny so if you do not find it funny than you are chuck Norris and this is how life goes. I did not say this sir farts a lot said this.the end
Bobbb
2011-12-11 04:46:36
Chuck Norris doesnt go to the Drive In. The Drive In Comes to Chuck Norris
Bobbb
2011-12-11 04:44:53
Chuck Norris gave birth to his mom.
Bob
2011-12-10 08:51:18
Chuck Norris was messing with Bigfoot and chuch got kilt
Bob
2011-12-10 08:50:07
Chuck was fishing in henderson basin and got loss under interstate 10.
Bob
2011-12-10 08:47:30
Chuck Norris traveled the world but when he got to Louisiana he was never heard of agin.
the tree shaker ate him
Bob
2011-12-10 08:45:21
Chuck Norris thought he was bad intill he meet the swamp people.
Troy on swamp people said he will choot Chuck teice
Thefleathatripedchuxknorristopeaces
2011-12-10 08:40:16
Chick norris got in a fight with a flea and loss
Arod
2011-12-06 06:56:03
"el chapo guzman" isnt hiding fromt he police. hes hiding because he owes chuck norris money.
jose
2011-12-05 09:36:20
i love chuck norris jokes they makes me laugh my ass off
jose
2011-12-05 09:35:02
i love chuck norris joke they makes me laugh my ass off
jigle boy
2011-11-30 03:12:48
If chuck Norris lays in bed with a lady he stiks up th room
some dude
2011-11-28 18:44:09
..........u.......o-k
BiH-Aziz-ILYBTS
2011-11-28 18:34:57
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
Blake
2011-11-22 22:46:20
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he goes to bed he can turn off the lights and be under the covers before it gets dark.
JOHN
2011-11-20 02:54:11
Chuck Norris buys chop suey from McDonalds.
personal
2011-11-19 09:33:04
i love chuck norris jokes i read
them every day and make me laugh my ass off
meserie
2011-11-15 07:30:08
Chuck Norris once fired 9 bullets from his 8 bullets knife.
why you need name
2011-11-14 12:45:49
When Chuck Norris spills salt he throws the whole salt shaker over his shoulder
meserie
2011-11-12 10:13:27
If you would play poker with Chuck Norris, he gives all in and you will raise he will re-raise you.
meserie
2011-11-12 10:12:22
IF
alanna
2011-11-11 16:49:33
wowzrs...
Big D's Chuck Norris Jokes
2011-11-10 15:08:56
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
ryan
2011-10-23 23:25:27
so does god
mitchell pleake
2011-10-21 10:11:13
wow thats hilariously ridiulous
korean
2011-10-21 06:55:49
아 웃기다
pooeater
2011-10-19 21:37:39
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats funny
sarah
2011-10-16 15:40:00
i believe its== jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim threw land....;)
hayel
2011-10-16 14:41:52
chuck norris jokes. :) are so funny. that it makes me laghf.
.P.S. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection, from Chuck
Norris.
hayel
2011-10-16 14:36:58
chuck norris jokes. :) are so funny. that it makes me laghf.
Brandi Wallin
2011-10-14 13:51:57
Tim Tebow can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves...but he CAN'T beat the Chargers!!
the funny
2011-10-12 15:45:12
when chuck norris goes to a concert he dosent clap for the band the band claps for him
damar
2011-10-07 11:14:53
Chuck norris doesnt wear a condom cause he know there will be no body like him
Bros over Hoes
2011-10-05 21:02:51
If chuck norris drops the soap, you pick it up
person
2011-10-01 20:32:32
Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick the person that created this site for not capitalizing his name...if i we're you i wouldnt even try hiding
cloud9
2011-09-27 04:45:44
chuck norris once gave away a watch to an orphan boy he is now known as ben 10
j
2011-09-20 22:27:40
Chuck Norris doesn't have the wrong price, Drew Carrey does
asd
2011-09-12 12:51:02
Chuck Norris knows which hurts more: kick in the nuts or giving birth.
chuck
2011-08-18 16:40:14
chuck Norris isn't human.... hes his species!!!
Alex
2011-08-18 12:13:30
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate... he molests his hand.
boo
2011-08-17 06:37:58
Chuck doesn't delete u as a freind on facebook he eliminates you
boo
2011-08-17 06:33:29
Chuck norris doesn't poke people on facebook he punches
doogyboo
2011-08-17 06:33:09
Chuck norris doesn't poke people on facebook he punches
Chuck
2011-08-11 02:10:15
Chuck Norris never loses at dodgeball because the ball wants to dodge Chuck Norris.
http://http://www.101chucknorrisjokes.com
me
2011-07-30 23:00:41
chuck norris attacks sharks when he smeels them bleed
chuck norris doesnt battle, he just allows you to lose
curt
2011-07-27 00:47:04
Chuck norris dosen't wear a condom, because chuck norris dosen't have to worry about AIDS, AIDS has to worry about chuck norris.
mama
2011-07-22 23:47:58
im gonna try to send more than one @ a time
Chuck
2011-07-21 17:11:42
Chuck Norris can beat Doodle Jump.
Chuck
2011-07-21 17:10:53
Eminem says, “I’m not afraid.” Chuck Norris says, “I love the way you lie.”
Chuck
2011-07-21 17:10:27
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just called the Islands.
Chuck
2011-07-21 17:10:04
When Chuck Norris ran for president, the other candidates ran for their lives.
Chuck
2011-07-21 17:09:18
A man once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” This man has obviously never been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris with a dictionary strapped to his foot.
jj
2011-07-20 21:38:50
chuck norris dosent mow his lawn, he just looks at the grass and says "i dare you to grow"
chuck norris dosent flush his toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
len
2011-07-16 05:28:11
What no comments - Damn I'm good
len
2011-07-16 05:23:31
Who's Chuck Norris???
Ana
2011-06-28 23:42:26
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you guys are so nasty!!!! ^-^
dfghgfd
2011-06-23 21:02:58
ever hear about the one about the guy who survived a chuck norris roundhouse kick? niether have i
hi
2011-06-22 12:30:43
lol same with me
abdelrahman
2011-06-21 00:52:02
chuck norris can delete the recycle bin on his computer
All The Answers
2011-06-20 14:15:07
joke #437 happens to be a bad joke but the site is hilarious
werfrfdbg
2011-06-16 17:21:17
chuck norris is so tuff that he roundhouse kicked a dude in the face so fast it broke the space time continuim went back in time hit emilia airheart over the atlantic ocean and turned her to dust
Terry Brown
2011-06-14 11:49:08
I love this site. Talk to you soon my friend. Hey, get me a job at Zimmer, I want to be outta here.
louise
2011-05-24 20:20:45
what ever
Samardeep
2011-05-21 09:42:15
Cool Jokes...
guy
2011-05-20 06:03:39
cool
SillyBilly
2011-05-19 17:25:23
There was a street in New York named Chuck Norris. But they had to change the name because of all the deaths.
Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Mr. awsome
2011-05-19 05:31:24
Chuck Norris had sex with himself and had me!
GayLord Focker
2011-05-13 12:32:55
CHUCK NORISS'S JOKES R FUNNY!!!
bobby
2011-05-11 04:24:28
When all snakes and bugs on this planet have been eaten, Bear Grillz will eat Chuck Norris.
virginia
2011-05-10 15:28:27
Now that's funny.
RockyRoad
2011-05-06 13:44:53
Chuck Norris can make a woman pregnant just by masturbating.
Zaccy
2011-05-06 13:42:22
The bomb dropped on Hiroshima
was actually Chuck Norris.
cj
2011-05-04 08:51:03
hahaha i am like chuck there is safe place from me
hELI
2011-05-03 06:22:01
Hahhaha:D:DDDD
like bby.
TheWizzle
2011-05-03 03:31:16
Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer.
Lil z
2011-04-21 20:46:29
They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit.
dumb hole
2011-04-19 12:34:32
nice
Joshua
2011-04-19 12:18:46
Awesomeness reeks of Chuck Norris.
yonna
2011-04-16 13:05:00
Chuck norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to loose
luvin life
2011-04-14 17:36:33
does this mean chuck norris also gets a load of stds.... or is there no such thing as stds from chuck norris either?
Ella
2011-04-12 17:03:18
This is the best joke ever Ohjeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buca
2011-04-09 20:57:37
I don't wanna roundhouse kick so i am commmmmmenting!!!!!!!!!!...
rachel
2011-03-31 14:22:22
hi hi chuk my sister loves your shows all the time.
vg
2011-03-24 13:22:59
thts funny
bluebird12312231
2011-03-23 09:33:30
Chuck Norris approaches Eminem
Chuck pulls his fist up.
Eminem says: I'm not Afraid
Chuck says: I love the way you lie
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL credit from Matt
bluebird1231223
2011-03-23 09:29:44
FUCK GIRLS ITS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH. DONT WEAR A CONDOM FOR SAFTEY :) HAPPY SPERM
will
2011-03-18 06:37:12
There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but they changed the name of it on the third day after it was named, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
will
2011-03-18 06:35:07
Chuck Norris has a nightlight in his room, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
thatoneguy
2011-03-16 15:49:02
chuck norris won american idol using only sign language
thatoneguy
2011-03-16 15:48:00
when chuck norris bakes a cake he doesnt use mittens when he takes it out of the oven
pizzadude
2011-03-13 12:09:02
this is terrible jst kiddin or am i????????????
zach
2011-03-10 23:23:19
there is no such thing as tornadoes, chuck just hates trailor parks
harrison
2011-03-10 17:07:40
better keep changing your birthday because birthday bumps from chuck norris ..... HURT!
ollie
2011-03-02 13:57:47
dnt talk about chuck like that you must be a dirty yank, yank should sort out thier lifes and stop blowing up their own towers
kailynn
2011-02-27 09:45:06
hahah nice funny ass shit right there
conormccooey
2011-02-27 09:37:00
chuck norris dosent dial the wrong number you answer the wrong phone
jhake
2011-02-25 10:42:29
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trenton Ranger
2011-02-24 16:18:40
Whoever says Chuck Norris sucks don't have any idea about all the good this man has done in his life. You all suck......
your mom
2011-02-23 15:25:29
chuck norris was dead for a long time but death does not have the balls to tell him
Dominic
2011-02-21 17:07:34
Hahahahahahahahaha
mike
2011-02-19 13:29:35
CHUCK NORRIS once did a paper route when he was a child.there were no survivors
Bradley
2011-02-17 16:38:33
That is as funny as hell
panana
2011-02-16 17:13:18
you can not find chuck norris, chuck norris will find you
den
2011-02-15 16:49:33
i here that chuck norris picks a lucky kid every year to be though into the sun
CHUCK MAN
2011-02-15 15:45:50
chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet. he scares the shit out of it
chase
2011-02-15 10:58:16
chucknorris you are a dried up retard who got your but handed to you you suck ass
dumbass
2011-02-14 19:31:23
damn, i cant think of a good Chuck Norris joke. now im on his hitlist :(
bambi
2011-02-14 12:51:37
muahaha
Jacob
2011-02-09 15:19:57
I got a better on(Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.)
Juan P
2011-02-08 12:47:13
this joke isnt funny
Shadow Matt
2011-02-08 09:47:41
Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Jesus?
Trick question. Chuck Norris IS Jesus.
SpiderPig
2011-02-02 18:16:12
Cool
BRANDAN
2011-02-02 15:56:27
STOPIED
mya
2011-01-28 17:07:21
love it
ard
2011-01-24 19:04:23
Chuck noris doesnt read a book, he stares it down til it tells him the information he wants
nicojr
2011-01-22 20:23:00
When I type kick ass in my iPhone, it auto corrects to Chuck Norris.
K.C.
2011-01-17 22:32:54
jesus can walk on water , chuck norris can dance, run, ride a bike and ever make and eat breakfast on water
Gaylord Focker
2011-01-17 13:22:49
Maria is gay cause she doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes. And that is an awesome joke.
mariah
2011-01-16 08:36:20
your jokes are not funny at all...........lol
Kris
2011-01-15 14:49:30
Chuck Norris doesn't feel, his skin is made up of tiny fists.
Banannas
2011-01-15 13:50:32
haha thats soo funny lol i love that joke
Davis
2011-01-15 08:04:28
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
a silva
2011-01-13 15:07:59
most people get crabs chuck norris gets lobsters
dylan p
2011-01-11 18:18:14
chuck norris was having sex on a car... a drop of semen fell in to the car... the car is now known as optimus prime
ddawgmcshnazzlizm
2011-01-11 06:19:16
wow..... you guys know what funny is.
Shane P.
2011-01-09 19:37:02
When god said let their be light, Chuck Norris said " say please"
Chuck Norris runs windows 7 on his etch-a-sketch
Shane P.
2011-01-09 19:33:26
Chuck Norris found a way to make his dick 10 inches long, he folds it in half!
emo
2011-01-08 21:42:59
Chuck noris can make fire with 2ice cubes
Robo
2011-01-07 21:03:05
Chuck Norris pealed an onion and it started crying.
nick
2010-12-31 22:43:49
WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT, HE HAD TO ASK CHUCK NORRIS TO ROUNDHOUSE THE SUN INTO EXSISTINCE
rose
2010-12-29 20:25:52
Dum
Prince
2010-12-29 06:55:44
If Chuck does not value protection, he wouldn't have escape and protected himself from the many bullets in his movies...
Samantha
2010-12-27 08:34:53
The jokes are hilarius and I love them so much
jill
2010-12-26 23:02:24
this is not good at all what would happen if he had a chiled it would be the 8th wounder of the world.
ferb
2010-12-24 01:07:03
you are so funny but the condom protects u from HIV
Spade
2010-12-23 10:50:11
Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills an emo kid.
...Let Chuck handle it.
I c u
2010-12-22 16:13:14
watch out Trojan
J. Prince
2010-12-20 19:07:35
Chuck Norris won the tour de france, on a skateboard!
J. Prince
2010-12-20 18:57:32
When most people cut wind, it stinks! When Chuck Norris cuts wind, IT BLEEDS!
J. Prince
2010-12-20 18:52:15
Chuck Norris is the reason Atlas is carrying the world on his back!
Gay Thug
2010-12-17 20:35:40
I dont wear condoms either
andy
2010-12-16 10:57:31
Chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac he got it
andy
2010-12-16 10:55:49
all of these jokes are awsome and i have some
Derrick
2010-12-07 07:13:32
Eminem walked up to chuck norris and said "I'm not afraid" and chuck norris said "I love the way you lie"
Lala
2010-12-02 10:45:04
all i can say is God is in awe of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris
2010-12-02 05:16:34
Jackie Chan Is Better Then Chuck Norris!
devjon
2010-11-25 11:46:38
this not a kool joke SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICKSICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICKSICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICKSICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK
Tammy Meehan
2010-11-24 13:19:26
Chuck Norris has a sperm count of zero, he just ejaculates live babies.
maddy
2010-11-23 17:52:54
lol im like 12 and i always am afriad of chuck norris then i went to go buys condoms then i herd tht now im sad!!!
Chuck Norris
2010-11-20 19:18:45
If you think these are funny, you're wrong there facts about my life.
Adam almbert
2010-11-19 21:48:34
hey matt wat are you doing next friday?
emoprincesss
2010-11-17 11:05:59
i didnt think chuck norris had sperm
zack
2010-11-14 21:33:34
chuck noris looks at a diamond and it breaks.
Best men's diamond rings at cleverve.com.
geno
2010-11-13 19:45:19
this joke sucks it is lame!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt
2010-11-12 06:39:53
matt wouldlike to not have protection from chuck norris!!!! whoo woo!!
alex g
2010-11-09 15:01:44
chuck norris died 20 years ago death just nvr got the courage to tell him
chrislol
2010-11-08 09:08:42
Chuck Norris stared death in the eyes, then death was reduced to tears and begged not to be hurt
Chuck Norris
2010-11-06 13:47:17
Do you know how I created Adam And Eve?While Masturbating I got so hot...
Scott
2010-11-06 05:31:49
Chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back.
Braden
2010-11-05 22:55:23
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements.. bcuz the only element that Chuck Norris knows is the element of surprise.
matt
2010-11-05 11:46:09
haha
alexis
2010-11-05 11:45:43
not funny hate it
rose
2010-11-05 11:43:46
RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!
travis thompson
2010-11-04 15:49:22
doesn't make sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
me
2010-11-04 14:26:05
It is to be said that Chuck Norris has no chin under his glorious beard... It is only another fist waiting... and waiting...
Young Lars
2010-11-03 18:54:51
Chuck Norris is the Reason The Chicken Crossed the Road, to get the fuck away from him!
Bob
2010-11-03 18:16:13
Chuck Norris put the I in team
Blake
2010-11-03 08:13:41
WTF
Bradx
2010-11-01 14:12:48
Jackie Chan was inspired to learn martial arts after watching Chuck Norris perform a roundhouse kick on T.V. Thank Chuck Norris it had no affect on poor Jackie through the T.V.
Beasty
2010-11-01 14:09:55
Chuck Norris has won the game...and you just lost!
Joel
2010-10-30 08:11:27
In soviet russia... Chuck norris is still awesome!
jared
2010-10-29 07:37:18
read this chuck Norris joke
mikey
2010-10-27 09:09:06
U should put this joke on this website that i just made up.....
Chuck norris is the reason why freddy kruger doesnt like to go to sleep.....
carrick
2010-10-27 07:59:25
When chuck Norris has a nightmare, his nightmare wakes up screaming.
ugliogre
2010-10-27 07:21:12
What happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a duck, a beaver, and a groundhog?....The Platypus
brittany
2010-10-25 14:32:28
theres no such thang as handy cap unless u see chuck norris
manny
2010-10-19 11:54:54
kooooooooooooooooolllllll nigas
Geo
2010-10-18 18:58:30
1.Chuck nurris sneased and made the big bang
2.Chuck nurris stared at the sun so long it blinked
3.When chuck norris crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
4.The brick doesn't hurt chuck norris, chuck norris hurts the brick
5. WANT MORE JOKES, EMAIL ME AT LegoRock7y7@hotmail.com (thnks for reading)
djonah
2010-10-15 15:52:33
its a fact chuck norris is the missing link!
bob
2010-10-15 13:06:06
lol hilarious
Aidaan
2010-10-15 11:32:17
Chuck Norris is hiding under one of the bloody beetroots' mask.. xD
leakycoonass
2010-10-14 20:55:07
if someone broke in to chuck norris' house he doesnt have to wake up because his dreams kill them.
hotrod 432
2010-10-14 20:40:36
thats bs
Walter, FL
2010-10-12 19:47:50
Adam and Eve weren't the first people on Earth, Chuck Norris just kept a low profile.
twice
2010-10-09 20:07:40
chuck norris' dick is so massive that he made a condom out of an anaconda
Caitlin Jean
2010-10-06 13:09:09
Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said.
thatguyoverthere
2010-10-06 10:10:27
only chuck norris can be veiwer number 302 on youtube...
dghsitrhovgsdfhd
2010-09-30 08:15:26
ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dfghedrt
2010-09-30 08:15:03
:D awsomeness!
aaaaaa
2010-09-28 10:13:00
hahahhahaah
Durch_die_Blume
2010-09-28 02:51:38
Lustiger Clip mit Chuck Norris - er kann wohl doch nicht alles.^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LXUWJem89E
jay
2010-09-22 06:28:41
hahahahahahahahahahacodum
bob
2010-09-21 19:50:59
thats a good one person
person
2010-09-21 19:22:53
chuck norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle
bob
2010-09-19 21:52:01
Chuck Norris doesnt get an erection he gets an erocktion
bob
2010-09-19 21:12:55
There are no jokes about chuck norris there are only true statements of what chuck norris has done and can do.
Erica
2010-09-16 08:35:47
this joke was like the funniest joke i have herd that was urs.. well i mean there are a bunch of others one but this is my top one..lol.. keep it up..(:
idiot
2010-09-13 23:58:10
8===D [()]
idiot
2010-09-13 23:55:05
( . Y . )
hansel
2010-09-13 20:32:07
CHUCK NORRIS CAN DELETE THE RECYCLE BIN.
Ivonne A
2010-09-07 15:20:53
Chuck Norris can speak Portuguese in French.
sick32
2010-09-06 23:22:38
awsome
John
2010-09-06 22:27:56
Chuck norris was once stabbed with a KNife, the knife bled to death!
ThEdEaD
2010-09-03 14:11:43
Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. Three days later, it was just called Islands.
LegacyNesferatu
2010-08-24 15:51:49
Chuck Norris went for a check up. When the doctor tried to draw blood' Chuck rejected the syringe and pulled out a Smith and Wesson 686 357mag 6" and a bucket.
Deefizzle
2010-08-22 17:17:57
Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck and some of his semen got into the seat, instantaneously bringing the truck to life! This truck is now known as optimus prime!
chris
2010-08-21 23:00:39
there is another way to kill a lion...
"CHUCK NORRIS"
chris
2010-08-21 22:55:22
there is only one way to kill a lion...
"CHUCK NORRIS"
zane hazzard
2010-08-15 07:24:05
thats funny
pimp
2010-08-10 21:06:29
chucknorris never lost his virginity, he never had it.
Jimmah
2010-08-10 21:02:01
chuck norris didnt lose his virginity, it lost him.
Marko
2010-08-04 13:12:44
When Chuck Norris tried to use Preparation H, he only got the H, because nothing can be prepared for Chuck Norris!!!!! Just made that one up now! lol
slim
2010-07-26 08:20:09
chuck norris had sex with dumptruck. 9 months later Optimus Prime was born
Nora
2010-07-25 23:00:52
Somebody once googled, "Who is Chuck Norris?" Chuck Norris then round house kicked him through the computer after anouncing, "I am."
griffin
2010-07-25 17:13:28
chuck norris has the worlds best poker face he won the 1989 poker world chapionships with nothing but a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, an ace of diamonds, a green 7 from the game uno, and an autographed photo of linsey lohan.
maddie
2010-07-21 01:42:32
Chuck Norris gets a nuke from care package. Everytime
Ardy
2010-07-06 11:19:44
Ugly - Sacks thought she cover him up. Chuck Norris thought he make sex
ana
2010-07-03 15:37:34
better than that:
chuck norris doesn't want to be perfect because perfection wants to be chuck norris.
by me
ana
2010-07-03 15:09:45
chuck norris doesn't want to be perfect because chuck norris is the perfection
rose
2010-06-29 07:54:28
um should i be worried that my boyfriend got a boner from this??
Plz someone reply
KAYLA
2010-06-18 17:42:02
i hve 1 chuck norris is so
smart when he was in preschool by the next day he was out of college this is by mikaela.d check my myspace at myspace.com/pie413
indiana jones
2010-06-18 12:17:41
chuck norris is so awsome he can touch mc hammer
J-DAWG
2010-06-14 17:23:17
chuck norris can hit a baseball so hard he creates a deadly shockwave with a radius over 6,000,000,000 miles
Jim
2010-06-14 05:55:06
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone in the BACK of the face. Then punched his soul as it tried to escape the dead carcass.
Jim
2010-06-14 05:47:50
Chuck Norris knows where Hoffa is
Jim
2010-06-14 05:43:54
Chuck Norris scored a 2400 on his SAT test with just one answer. Violence.
All Chuck Norris problems are solved with Violence
yo mama
2010-06-13 19:10:06
michael myers insulted chuck norris once...now he wears that stupid mask...
chuck norris jr
2010-06-12 23:49:31
chuck norris is my friend.
jimmy
2010-06-11 22:23:15
AP. Dateline Washington D.C. -- 06\21\2010 CHUCK NORRIS HAS SOLVED GLOBAL WARNING: At approximately 11:30 last night, ex V.P. Al Gore, at a Washington mixer, Al made the mistake of coming up behind Chuck and tapping him on the shoulder. All experts agree, Global Warming is now over.
Floris balm
2010-06-06 09:42:11
Hallo, ik ben homo.
seabass
2010-05-28 13:46:58
chuck norris can bitch-slap your ass with his mustache.
Cory
2010-05-28 12:34:48
Chuck Norris isn't a man, hes god's middle finger.
Imma Be
2010-05-26 17:46:21
Global warming is caused by the friction from every one of Chuck Norris' punches
KK
2010-05-26 17:44:33
Chuck Norris can breath in space
24
2010-05-26 17:41:44
Chuck Norris killed a grat white shark by drowning it
Jeremy
2010-05-26 09:32:59
dude wow
bob
2010-05-24 11:00:53
God took seven days to create the earth and everything in it. Chuck Norris took one day to create God.
Cody
2010-05-24 06:58:38
When Chuck Norris has an orgasm it leaves exit wounds
Cody
2010-05-24 06:56:57
Chuck Norris aint hung like a horse the horse is hung like Chuck Norris
blabie
2010-05-23 00:11:50
chuck doesn't were a condom id hate to be that girl! ;)
Paris
2010-05-21 10:10:03
I like Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris Facts
2010-05-20 06:26:13
Cool. Chuck Norris can kill someone though a walkie talkie.
chris
2010-05-17 12:43:24
funny as hell
Liam
2010-05-14 09:13:36
God lives in the sky. But Chuck Norris still looks down at him.
This is my own XP
seabass
2010-05-14 08:28:24
Even God won't use chuck norris' name in vain.
seabass
2010-05-14 08:25:41
God has a chuck norris fish on his car.
john
2010-05-13 19:09:32
lol
james
2010-05-12 22:48:38
do u know y god onli let Jesus on the right hand?
so there was room for chuck norris on the left hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Levi
2010-05-08 14:54:28
Datz funny
George
2010-05-07 17:10:43
it took 10 years for death to build up the courage to tell Chuck Norris!
paul
2010-05-07 17:08:40
Chuck Norris has never been made fun of, because if someone makes fun of him he goes back in time and round house kickes the person before the joke is made!
michaela
2010-05-04 09:24:56
This joke is funny but mostly gay
JC
2010-05-01 19:09:48
Chuck Norris once got a girl pregnant. 9 months later, he was the father to a ford expedetion
Q
2010-04-24 11:54:02
There was no volcano in europe. Chuck Norris was having a BBQ.
SeaHorse Crew
2010-04-22 19:27:23
Pluto was the 9th planet in our Solar System. Then Chuck Norris visited and kicked its ass.
kris
2010-04-20 19:57:14
dogs arnt mans best friend there just security camras so norris doesnt have to search for non belivers
kris
2010-04-20 19:54:29
chuck doesnt have a penis its only a rocket launcher
kris
2010-04-20 19:52:08
q.y was there blood on the road a.the chicken asked chuck how tocross the road pppuuunncchh!!!!!
kris
2010-04-20 19:29:43
same rule aplys with me
Blade
2010-04-09 14:47:43
Why did god create life? ... Chuck Norris forced him.
Blade
2010-04-09 14:46:42
Chuck Norris knows where elvis is.
courtney
2010-03-30 17:54:42
Chuck norris does not wear a condom because if he did get a girl pregnant the fetus would just round house kick her until she died.
alias
2010-03-26 16:35:27
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitkat
2010-03-26 16:33:47
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ninja 16
2010-03-23 13:45:15
this is very wrong and i dont think that it should be on here because people wont jokes not porne
Michael
2010-03-21 12:22:35
Ist this so funny
gansta102
2010-03-17 14:03:21
jesus could walk on water chuck norris can swim on land
gangsta101
2010-03-16 07:45:51
I never thought that I would chat with any one on here.
Snoopdog47
2010-03-16 07:43:18
Oh hey whatsup?
gangsta101
2010-03-16 07:42:25
Hey Snoopdog.
Snoopdog47
2010-03-16 07:39:51
No one ever goes on this site anymore I think I am the only one.
justin prachar
2010-03-14 15:57:48
chuck norris is so tough that he got a big mac at bruger king
luis
2010-03-11 15:09:54
when chuck norris dives into a pool he doesn't get wet the pool gets chuck norrised
john
2010-03-09 02:56:03
when chuck norris lies down with a boner he strikes oil
Drew
2010-03-07 05:44:57
Chuck Norris found everyone who laughed at any Chuck Norris joke and round house kicked them in the face until there was no more humor in the world.
Mackenzie
2010-03-03 17:52:02
I don't use condoms either when I have sex with my boy friend.
brodie
2010-03-03 17:47:08
who here masterbates because i do
Jordan :)
2010-03-03 17:41:46
hahaha
Snoopdog47
2010-03-03 17:39:39
Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch him self in the back of the head.
Lenik
2010-03-03 08:15:37
Halarious
Ira
2010-02-23 14:43:14
Even Freddy Kruger is affraid that chuck norris will fall asleep.
martin
2010-02-10 13:31:11
chuck norris upper cuted a horse and made a new breed of animal the Giraffe.
Blade
2010-02-03 00:55:14
Chuck Norris knows all foreign languages, and ALWAYS has.
X
2010-02-02 02:51:32
chuck norris doesnt yawn, he roars.
James
2010-01-29 07:47:47
Chuck norris once sneezed while holidaying in japan.... hiroshima was never the same after that
ali
2010-01-28 17:46:47
the first giraffe was made wen chuck norris uppercut a horse chuck norris CAN delete the recycling bin according 2 einsteins theory of relativity chuck norris can roundhouse kick u yesterdai chuck norris was the first man on mars y do u think they cant find any signs of life
c
2010-01-28 14:34:48
badass
Blade
2010-01-23 02:15:09
Chuck Norris is so scary, he gives freddy krueger nightmares.
Lylla younes
2010-01-22 20:38:58
The largest export of Chuck Norris is pain.
GoingCOMMANDO
2010-01-22 16:55:02
jesus, chuck norris and a priest were in a boat jesus dared everybody to walk to walk to the island jesus hoped and walk to the island so did chuck norris but the priest hoped out and drowned jesus said we should of told him about steping stone chuck norris said what stepping stone
that1guyslainchucknorris
2010-01-21 19:34:43
Lately reports have been told about chuck norris getting into politics.
he will be our 45th president. There will be no 46th
that1guyhashotgf
2010-01-21 19:32:06
chuck norris lives in WEST dakota
that1guy
2010-01-21 19:30:28
one time a horse made chuck norris spill his ice cream cone. The unicorn was invented
That1guymitebeme
2010-01-21 19:29:02
chuck norris said 'rawr' and accidentaly invented the lion. now he has someone to watch over his forests for him
That1guyisnotme
2010-01-21 19:28:00
Chuck norris once went to the bathroom during biblical times. NOAH had to build an ARK
That1guyisme
2010-01-21 19:27:15
The people in haiti insulted chuck norris
?Kidd
2010-01-21 00:42:39
OJ didnt do it. Chuck Norris DID.
KaseyP
2010-01-17 13:17:00
Germex kills 99.9% of germs, Chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
Thy Beast
2010-01-08 04:48:58
The Green Day song "21 guns is what Chuck Norris will use when he gets mad.
|\|()T |\/|E
2010-01-06 13:16:58
*chuck norris sleeps with a nightligt not because he is scarded of the dark but because the dark is scareded of chuck norris
*the earth was flat...but then chuck norris made it round
*if (key word IF) chuck norris was ever late time better slow down before chuck norris gets to it
*no one can divid by 0...chuck norris can
*chuck norris can do a wheelie while walking
*when chuck norris have's sex with a men it's not because he gay...it's because he run out of women
\,,/(>__
Winsor
2009-12-27 22:28:40
Good one....huh??
add me on facebook..
type in fred winsor
Winsor
2009-12-27 22:24:30
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his Gun...
Scarlet
2009-12-27 21:11:23
Not only can Chuck lead a horse to water...he can make it drink too...
Scarlet
2009-12-27 21:10:16
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles out of beef jerkey...
i leik chuck jokes
2009-12-27 08:24:01
Someone once googled "CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS!".He was found dead with a hole shaped like a boot in the back of his face(as we all know,only Chuck Norris can kick people in the back of their faces).
adam
2009-12-26 18:33:09
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
Itsme
2009-12-25 18:18:08
This one is really stuipid.
Zane
2009-12-24 23:45:07
chuck norris can stare down his reflection.
Bill
2009-12-24 23:43:52
Chuck once met his match and then died because he is lame hahahaha.
Zane
2009-12-24 23:41:56
I like the condom one hahahahaha.
rookiepker4
2009-12-21 08:52:53
in the year 1969, when chuck norris was born, the death toll went up by over 300%. this puts an average of 1 vs 300. coincidential to the spartans??
rookiepker4
2009-12-21 08:49:49
*chuck norris can run around hte world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*chuck norris once got in a knife fight. the knife lost.
*if chuck norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*mr. T makes warcraft look good. chuck norris makes warcraft...
rookiepker4
2009-12-21 08:43:08
*if the sun were to go out, chuck norris could save us with a fart and a matchstick.
*brokeback mountain is not only a movie; its also the name of the pile of dead ninja's in chuck norris' back yard.
rookiepker4
2009-12-21 08:38:02
once, a rattlesnake bit chuck norris in the leg. after 3 agonizing days of pain, the rattlesnake died.
Denny
2009-12-16 14:47:47
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep , he waits.
LMAO
2009-12-14 18:53:09
hahahahaha no protetection...codndom....get the connection!!!HAHAHAHA
11111
2009-12-11 18:17:31
If u misspell the name Chuck Norris, u will be dead before u even try to fix it..
killer
2009-12-05 14:41:35
hahaa thts the best 1
me
2009-11-23 14:47:06
holly fuck is awsome
Andrew
2009-11-23 14:40:49
haha this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
CN FTW
2009-11-21 10:02:43
Punk is not dead. Chuck Norris allowed it to live. Before last member of "Ramones" died by Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick he wrote song "I wanna live".
Trevor
2009-11-20 19:52:22
Donald Trump once fired Chuck Norris, Donald Trump now has a combover.
Trevor
2009-11-20 19:46:06
the people in paranormal activity didn't call ghostbusters, they called Chuck Norris.
tyler hewit
2009-11-20 10:14:05
zack is scared
tyler hewit
2009-11-20 10:13:20
iam not scared of chuck!!!!
TYLER PEWITT
2009-11-20 10:09:34
it was funny he has no protection.
kevin
2009-11-18 19:26:12
hehe thats my favorite
15133
2009-11-14 19:38:02
When the Angel of Death was told he had to kill Chuck Norris, he called in sick.
15133
2009-11-14 19:34:29
When Chuck Norris says "jump" you say "how high"
15133
2009-11-14 19:33:24
Chuck Norris has no enemies. He used to, but not anymore.
15133
2009-11-14 19:32:35
Chuck Norris stared down a statue. Period.
15133
2009-11-14 19:32:04
Chuck Norris doesn't feel the cold. The cold Fells Chuck norris
15133
2009-11-14 19:31:38
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't dare come back
15133
2009-11-14 19:31:14
Chuck Norris doesn't count the women he's slept with, he counts the women he hasn't slept with.
AG
2009-11-05 16:00:00
Chuck Norris is so tough, when someone tried to shoot him the bullet said oww
ezequiel
2009-11-04 13:24:34
chritopher columbus saw chuck norris walking on water holding a sign saying america this way
Chuck Norris
2009-11-02 17:57:18
i think im going to round house kick you for that any ways u do this
Chuck Norris
2009-11-02 12:14:39
Pray to me people with no lives, i have found my lock on, go through walls, auto head shot, multi kick shooter, and now you will worship me till my round house kick finds you!
ryan
2009-10-30 06:26:06
fukin funnie
coolio
2009-10-28 17:16:34
i once had a one night stand with chuck norris... it lasted a week
coolio
2009-10-28 17:14:46
i love chuck
coolio
2009-10-28 17:14:05
chucks the man
Chucks friend
2009-10-26 18:57:38
when god said let "there be light"
chuck norris said "say please"
Jack
2009-10-26 00:50:13
Omg that shits mad!
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land XD
Josh
2009-10-19 22:12:30
LOL (laugh out loud
THE CHUCK
2009-10-13 16:36:08
chuck norris once ate 3 72 oz steaks in an hour he spent to first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
THE CHUCK
2009-10-13 16:34:14
chuck norris once had sex in a tractor one of his sperm got under the engine this tractor is now known as optimus prime
potato
2009-10-12 22:00:45
Chuck Norris dosnt teabag he potato sacks!
Daniel
2009-10-12 15:35:57
Unless it's a cherry-flavored condom. They're the onyl thing more powerful than Jesus and Chuck pur together.
Jon
2009-09-30 07:00:32
"Theres no such thing as tornados....Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks."
joelisa
2009-09-27 12:13:43
hhehehe i would know
Jon
2009-09-24 07:46:16
"Chuck Norris's tears have the power to cure cancer!"....."Too bad he never cries!"
Daltyn
2009-09-13 20:57:16
"chuck Norris found out how to make his penis 12 inches long ... By folding it in half
Fm
2009-09-11 16:15:44
when chuck norris does pull ups he doesn,t pull his body up, he pull the bars down
Nathan
2009-09-06 04:08:27
Do you know why Chuck Norris has a beard? They have not made anything sharp enough to cut his hair.
Elizabethh
2009-09-03 15:07:24
That is the best...ever. (:
: )
2009-08-31 21:16:24
lol
bob
2009-08-24 16:05:50
funny
DJ
2009-08-22 21:09:11
Chuck Norris does not fart the fart chuck norrises
Tito
2009-08-20 15:27:17
Yeah, When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000. from Tweetnorris
kaylen
2009-08-19 19:04:16
chuck norris is so rich he can afford to be poor.
alexis
2009-07-28 07:57:10
becouse he rock,s
Ben
2009-07-27 09:39:13
Chuck Norris is an asswhole! Because i said that my life expectancy is now 3 seco
karen
2009-07-22 19:35:41
chuck norris doesn't get fired he set you on fire
misael
2009-07-22 19:00:16
Chuck Norris doesnt get the red ring of death, the red ring of death gets Norris
danny
2009-07-20 21:56:19
chuck norris doesnt read books he stares them down til he gets the information he wants.
starr
2009-07-14 15:18:36
check out some more funny chuck norris jokes here
http://hubpages.com/hub/jokes-about-Chuck-Norris
tim
2009-07-08 18:58:59
Q:why didn't chuck norris cross the road?
A:because he pulled the road behind him.
Jada
2009-07-06 13:11:08
i don't get the joke?
stvyjy
2009-06-18 15:29:50
at birth, chuck norris is why babies cry
Colin
2009-05-25 10:18:09
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Colin
2009-05-25 10:16:01
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay. It is because he has run out of women.
Jack
2009-05-23 00:24:30
Chuck Norris got an irection on Williem St, their were no survivors.
chuck himself
2009-05-19 17:17:24
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris discovered the third dimension.
J
2009-04-09 23:49:25
My uncle once fought Chuck Norris when I was three...I miss him...
thing
2009-03-24 13:07:31
When Chuck Norris spits on the ground, the earth cracks. When he blows his nose, all within a mile in front of him are blown away.
dylan
2009-03-24 09:53:09
chuck norris can beat you in a game of connect four in three moves!!!!!!!!!
Katia
2009-03-15 15:43:29
haha!these jokes are so funny
Ruri
2009-03-13 19:48:01
What's the easiest way to a man's heart?
Chuck Norris' fist! XD
makrosoft
2009-03-13 10:09:07
When Chuck Norris walks, he doesn't move. The Earth moves.
matt
2009-03-03 17:38:10
i love your show im not allowed to tell my email
Halfrican
2009-03-02 21:47:52
The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee, and he died from the effort... There can be only one!!
zach Early
2009-02-13 08:51:02
some kids piss their names in snow chuck norris isses his name in concrete
RANDALL PINK
2009-01-06 13:52:58
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's actually pushing the earth down.
brent.t
2008-12-28 15:08:57
chuck norris made crop circle to tell corn to sit the fuck down.
brennan
2008-12-26 21:54:10
probably the funniest one in her!! rotflol!!
Chuck F'N Norris
2008-12-12 05:55:38
In the movie 300, King Leonidus yelled,"This is Sparta!!!." Chuck Norris laughed.
kim
2008-12-09 18:02:59
Chuck Norris is the best lover i ever had!
bob
2008-12-03 09:51:27
once chuck norris jumped in the oceon he didnt get wet the oceon got norrised.
cortinae
2008-12-02 18:02:41
ranger i love your shows so keep doing what you got to do
Lyssa
2008-11-25 06:06:53
Lol, I like this one. It is so funny. :]
Haha, I totally should send this to my friend. She'd get a kick out of it!
COLE
2008-10-20 07:42:46
THESE JOKES ARE STUPID
TOMBRINSON
2008-10-06 09:07:27
Chuck Norris is so fast, when he was out on his moring jog around the world, he hit himself in the back of the head.
iceman
2008-09-25 09:48:52
love it!
daddy
2008-09-15 15:42:56
that my boy
JJT
2008-08-17 01:06:08
Jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land
ashley
2008-07-22 07:39:07
dont laugh chuck norris isnt funny...he is behind you right now...with his fist clenched
tom
2008-07-20 16:12:29
com up with new jokes
Hotstuff
2008-05-29 10:27:30
that one is very funny
david
2008-04-30 18:25:35
you know that feeling that you get when you think someone is watching you in the dark well ....... do you know who it is that watches you... not the devil... not god ... not jesus ... but CHUCK NORRIS
david
2008-04-30 18:23:04
chuck Norris is the reason death is actually dead one look and BAM a roundhouse kick to the face and death
david
2008-04-30 18:18:37
hey Craig why didnt the chicken cross the road ...... because chuck norris was there
Ironman
2008-04-30 17:00:32
Thats funny, but that Titanic stuff is bullshit Chuck was just doing a back stroke when the Titanic ran into him.
jose
2008-04-22 17:49:00
Superman only has 2 fears kriptonite and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
brittany
2008-04-10 07:08:43
FUNNY!!!!
NICICICICI
2008-04-08 11:08:06
you know how jesus walked on water.....well chuck norris can walk on jesus
Tjh
2008-03-31 15:09:16
under chuck norris' beard, theres just anouther fist
xpop
2008-03-31 10:36:20
ewww!
chuck is sweet
2008-03-30 15:40:08
chuck can ligh an ant on fire with a magnifing, glass at night.
chuck011
2008-03-30 15:37:24
chuck is awsome!
Herbert the Pervert
2008-03-13 18:35:09
I xperienced it 1st hand
Homer
2008-03-10 08:52:30
Chuck Norris
Logan
2008-03-07 12:13:48
best joke ever hahahahahahahahahahah
raychelle
2008-02-27 14:36:06
thats nice what does he use instead
cody sabin
2008-01-22 10:47:16
thats fuckin funny
sheila
2008-01-20 07:38:42
chuck Norris is the man, since the "Duke" is no longer alive...
Hitman
2008-01-03 04:59:50
lol- look at this:
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BOOBZ!
Rickaaaaay
2007-10-15 15:10:52
"who?" is the most retarded person ever!!..... this joke is the top vote getter and he doesnt get it!@
who?
2007-04-06 10:27:25
...............I dont get it for fuck sake!
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