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Chuck Norris Joke #436

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God."

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2014-04-18 03:40:50

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2014-04-18 03:40:49

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upchuck

2013-02-27 04:57:49

Chuck Norris once almost missed a roundhouse, the grazed victim aparenly went up in a pillar of smoke and fire, as the nuclear reaction attempted to absorb any potential witnesses.

kade

2011-11-29 18:25:32

ckuck norris is what willis was talkin bout

...u

2011-10-30 07:46:12

chuck norris made chuckie then ckuck norris roundhouse kicked him in the face

youed had to be there to beleave it

Renfttfyfrt

2011-01-15 17:57:33

even if it is a kick in the A**?

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2007-03-25 17:46:05

chuck norris has counted to infinate...twice