Chuck Norris Joke #436
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God."
Comments:
upchuck
2013-02-27 04:57:49
Chuck Norris once almost missed a roundhouse, the grazed victim aparenly went up in a pillar of smoke and fire, as the nuclear reaction attempted to absorb any potential witnesses.
kade
2011-11-29 18:25:32
ckuck norris is what willis was talkin bout
...u
2011-10-30 07:46:12
chuck norris made chuckie then ckuck norris roundhouse kicked him in the face
youed had to be there to beleave it
Renfttfyfrt
2011-01-15 17:57:33
even if it is a kick in the A**?
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2007-03-25 17:46:05
chuck norris has counted to infinate...twice