Chuck Norris Joke #434

upchuck

2013-02-27 04:13:15

Chuck Norris drinks Jack Daniels and pisses steel 211.

Carlos

2012-03-05 15:53:36

2 wrongs do make a right if ur chuck Norris

Lorianne

2011-12-06 11:47:36

this ain't fucking funny at all!!

Ficko

2011-03-07 08:47:27

-likes rebels comment-

Ficko

2011-03-07 08:46:35

hahaha wow to everyone im just in social class and im bored so im reading these cause theres nothing else to do

stephen

2011-01-14 03:51:22

Chuck Norris makes the speed of light wish it was faster

Santiago

2010-11-26 01:15:24

rebel...theres just something about you that makes me want to kick you in the teeth

rebel

2010-10-27 21:03:03

Like shit atleast get a role model who's more subtle on the eyes!

rebel

2010-10-27 21:02:20

Lmao u ppl r obsessed with this guy. Wth

gary bastian

2010-09-27 13:13:17

hey megzn whitfield go #$%# yourself

Deeeeeenes

2010-08-30 23:02:03

Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cries!

joe bob

2010-02-25 08:27:20

some kids pee their name in the snow, Chuck norris pees his name in the cement

Megan Whitfield

2009-12-15 07:51:36

I'm sorry I forgot to tell you im from Pottsboro, TX

Megan Whitfield

2009-12-15 07:50:42

Chuck Norris is not as cool as Me.

xoxo.

Connor Hersey

2009-03-05 07:51:30

CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD!!!! I WILL MAKE THE FIRST CHERCH OF CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

christian

2008-04-25 20:14:16

the only reason tom cruise is llowed to live is because chuck norris doesnt hit girls

Superman

2007-10-27 07:56:05

God said let there be light and chuck norris said say please

jigsaw

2007-10-13 05:02:09

freak

hi

2007-03-30 18:55:38

wtf???

Zentrenius

2007-03-16 18:12:34

Some people say that Chuck Norris' penis is so long, he can wrap it around the world twice. This is an insult to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can wrap his dick around the world as many times as he wants.

Tyler anderson

2007-03-15 12:12:02

when jesus goes to sleep chuck norris tucks him in