Chuck Norris Joke #430

Astro Oid

2012-10-28 15:05:37

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are only seconds away from death.

Akira

2011-12-07 03:31:56

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

sydni

2011-12-04 18:22:33

dont say anything mean about chuck norris he can hear you and he will find you and roundhouse kick you in the face be careful

sydni

2011-12-04 18:22:32

dont say anything mean about chuck norris he can hear you and he will find you and roundhouse kick you in the face be careful

J-Fo

2011-11-18 13:36:13

If Chuck Norris was a Vegetarian, he would still crap Chuck Steak.

Rebecca

2011-09-29 14:28:18

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

Danny

2008-04-29 15:46:04

There are no steriods in baseball only people chuck norris has breathed on and if thats true chuck norris gave barry bonds CPR

ramuel

2007-04-26 10:38:36

funny shit