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Chuck Norris Joke #43

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Comments:

John Wood

2012-10-12 07:48:48

So boring topic dude. Why not come to play with cheats. I mean scrabble cheat is the best tool for winning this board game. See:
http://www.scrabblecheats.com/

Torahime

2011-12-13 15:32:07

The square root of pain is Chuck Norris. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, for the result is death.

josh with inspiration from courtney

2011-12-02 19:54:47

jesus's dad wasnt God. it was Chuck Norris.

James

2011-05-09 10:59:34

chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because chuck norris is scared of the dark but the dark is scared of chuck norris.....

Randy

2011-02-26 23:41:06

Chuck Norris does not cook meat, he eats it raw using his bare feet.

flog is retarded

2011-02-26 21:29:06

Dear Flog,
That was the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
Yours Truly, Chuck N.

Flog

2011-01-15 17:55:53

no. if you spell burgers in scrabble. You will win. forever.

Buck Sorris

2010-12-31 21:50:04

Some kids piss their names into snow chuck norris can pess his name into concrete.

Julie

2010-12-28 14:16:24

when chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doiesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris

Amphibious

2010-12-24 10:20:54

Micheal Jackson didnt turn white from skin disease, Chuck Norris beat the color out of him.

George

2010-09-07 15:08:27

Chuck Norris built rome in a day

kaylin

2010-08-14 07:01:11

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

eric

2010-01-04 16:36:01

....................

drake felder

2009-10-26 09:52:20

chuck norris can drown fish; goldfish snacks frown at chuck norris

emily

2009-06-12 22:33:41

WHAT?!!

emma

2009-06-12 22:31:43

wow just wow

adfadsdfsdf

2007-10-25 11:07:30

LMFAO!!!!!

Jack Bauer

2007-05-13 19:04:27

Tory doesn't love Emily anymore