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Chuck Norris Joke #429

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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the bob

2013-12-12 06:36:15

when chuck norris dies not only the living will come to his funeral,even the dead will come,zombies,vampires including chuck norris himself

the bob

2013-12-12 06:29:31

lol

ninja9049

2013-12-07 14:09:24

chuck doesnt kill people the people kill themselves

chuck norris

2012-06-17 14:57:50

I only cried one tear before haven't you heard of the story about noahs arc. And see what happened.

Liam

2012-05-05 07:10:49

Chuck norris has no hair on his balls...because you can't grow hair on steel

jared

2012-02-21 18:11:37

it is said that chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. to bad chuck Norris doesn't cry.

Chuck N.

2012-02-06 23:15:34

If I were you I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Bobby

2011-11-16 04:58:09

Chuck norris is so awesome that his black belt is made out of bruce lee's body parts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!

Saverio

2011-08-31 10:55:51

after partying all night, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down

alejandra

2011-08-30 20:27:51

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he found was the element of suprise. LOL

Hawk

2011-05-28 12:57:40

U know how many push-ups Chuck norris have done? ALL OF THEM

Jordan

2011-04-09 18:31:15

Chuck Norris doesn't T-bag someone he potato sacks them...

James

2010-11-26 21:46:52

There is no such thing as extinction, just a long, long, long list of animals that Chuck Norris hates....

bored guy

2010-10-26 03:36:26

that was pretty funny bek

bek bek

2010-03-22 20:25:45

chuck norris has counted to infinitee. . . . TWICE

Zack

2008-04-13 18:44:49

LMFAO