Chuck Norris Joke #428

raging pp

2011-10-15 16:22:45

chuck norris actully died four years ago but death hasent found the curage to tell him.

Bobert

2011-09-27 11:20:58

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Twitter account, because he is ALWAYS following you. Always.

henry

2011-06-05 13:44:40

chuck norris once peed in a semi for fun that semi is now know has optimis prime

man u dnt know

2010-10-15 08:19:50

hey black Neon he did spell dude right ur just to stupid to figure that out

man u dnt know

2010-10-15 08:16:57

chuck norris dosn't read books he just stares them down until he gets the information he needs

Black Neon

2010-08-21 17:09:35

why doesn't Chuck Norris' pubes have hair? because hair can't grow on steal.

Black Neon

2010-08-21 17:07:06

ok john you cannot spell dude... that's sad...

john

2007-12-15 20:24:33

after being denied a egg mcmuffin from mcdonalds hey round house kick the dude and it turn in to wendeys

Andrew Chapman

2007-07-19 12:50:57

When Chuck Norris was born and the nurse smacked his butt he turned and looked at the nurse and round house kicked her in the face!