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Chuck Norris Joke #427

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Jdude

2011-11-05 13:02:53

In a game against Chuck, you wouldn't get the chance to survive the first 10 seconds. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Melanie

2010-11-07 10:41:28

If you ever meet a woman with crooked teeth, you know she's given Chuck Norris a blowjob.

hotrod 432

2010-10-14 20:47:16

jesus is dead because of chuck norris

hotrod 432

2010-10-14 20:45:47

some people are afraid of lightning but lightning is afraid of chuck norris

Spencer

2010-08-10 05:51:01

chuck norris doesn't kill a bird with a rock he kills a rock with a bird

IBored!

2009-10-20 19:52:49

Chuck Norris has no god, he is god.

Whatchaname?

2009-10-20 19:52:22

Pearl Harbor didn't get sunk by Japan, Chuck Norris just farted.

ISeeJ's

2009-10-20 19:49:56

Chuck Norris is god. God is his son.

TripleJ

2009-10-20 19:48:44

The only reason no one sees god is because he doesn't need to check on his planet earth. He has Chuck Norris to keep it in line.

DoubleJ

2009-10-20 19:47:06

The only reason why wars stop is because Chuck Norris gets bored with them.

JJ

2009-10-20 19:45:16

Moses didn't part the water, Chuck Norris did.

Jessica

2009-10-20 19:42:29

You can't find Chuck Norris on Google because Google is to smart to know you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

Man

2009-04-01 13:10:42

Chuck Norris once gulped down an entire bottle of sleeping pills. it made him blink.

the

2009-03-30 08:50:01

once chuck norris sent a birthday card to jesus. jesus was too scared to tell him it wasnt his birthday. now every year we celebrate jesus birthday on december 25th

emoninja

2008-09-28 20:10:19

Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn, he just stares at it and dares it to grow.

rhino3784

2007-11-08 19:02:07

Chuck Norris can't throw boomerangs, because they're
afraid to come back.

balls Mclongcock

2007-07-05 16:25:13

kids were superman pjs 2 bed superman wears chuck norris pjs to bed

balls Mclongcock

2007-07-05 16:22:45

jesus walks on water chuck norris walks on jesus

Georg

2007-05-07 06:21:25

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