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Chuck Norris Joke #42

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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chuck

2013-09-10 06:51:14

There are no Chuck Norris jokes.
no one laughs at Chuck Norris.

person

2013-04-11 07:25:39

chuck norris dosnt need to cut his grass. he just stares at it and dares it to grow.

gangster:)))))101

2012-10-06 17:18:17

Chuck

ss

2012-04-30 09:10:08

if the white dont win we all jump in

Carlos

2012-03-06 16:14:38

Chuck Norris dose not call the wrong # u answer the wrong phone

unknown

2011-07-31 06:06:44

When Chuck Norris had sex in a truck his sperm got to the motor and created Optimus Prime.

gay gangsta

2010-12-17 20:34:40

Meh its ok

Steeler

2010-10-26 18:18:20

God said "Let there be light". Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

ambruce

2010-10-06 21:19:38

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

jordanlaw

2009-10-26 13:17:06

chuck norris doesnt walk he jumps up and down and in fear of him the earth just slowy revolves to coincide with his planned.

snots412

2008-03-16 20:02:08

Slurpies know when to backoff, Chuck Norris dont get brain freeze!

new orleans

2007-11-11 11:16:32

The entire traffic light system is based upon Chuck Norris intimidating red lights to green through telepathy.

Robert Palma

2007-08-20 10:49:26

THERE WAS A CHUCK NORRIS TOILET PAPER THAT CAME OUT BUT IT DIDN'T SELL WELL CAUSE IT DIDN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY!

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-09 03:55:07

and then he roundhouse kicked the beta testers for asking! :D