Chuck Norris Joke #417

Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 04:33:37

Chuck Norris once impersenated clint eastwood as a practical joke.. how else do you explain that speach he gave for the republicans?

Cool hand619

2012-12-22 20:22:10

I can jump over 2 chairs

allan

2012-11-21 23:41:29

Chuck Norris can cook an egg, just by sitting on it..

allan

2012-11-21 23:38:24

When Chuck Norris was still a kid, they called him "CHUCKIE" hehe

coolman

2011-12-23 22:03:30

why would ChuckNorris even let a sales person call him, o wait, I know! Because Chuck felt like getting rid of one more idiot.

jenneifer

2011-12-09 12:23:36

chuck norris does not fight he allows you to lose

Round-house kick

2011-11-15 17:29:02

And he will through this screen

iChuck

2011-09-22 15:42:24

Chuck Norris gave Fredy Kreuger nightmares, and roundhouse kicked him to death in them.

Mad Hatter

2011-04-29 17:07:53

Conveniently, he lives in a round house

Sal

2011-03-04 02:06:21

Chuck Norris doesnt believe in Germany

Lucie

2011-01-23 04:31:09

Chuck Norris is the only man to be able to punch a cyclops between the eyes

duamlnl

2010-05-12 06:25:20

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

SGT.Sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:08:41

to Spartan 117: YOU SUCK!

PikminGuy17

2009-10-23 14:38:05

Chuck Norris can karate chop wood with his mind.

Spartan 117

2009-09-11 15:42:35

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joshua

2008-12-14 02:45:56

He only did that once?! Only Chuck Norris has that much restraint.