Chuck Norris Joke #413
Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
Comments:
Cliff
2012-04-27 10:39:40
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Katie
2012-03-09 13:24:52
hey, don't be so lippy. chuck norris is amazing. Check out his quote from Wiki
Dominic
2012-02-13 12:41:59
chuck norris dosen't do push-ups.
he pushes the world down
jared
2011-12-18 10:24:43
what the heck this is weird
Benti
2011-11-22 15:44:15
When chuck Norris wants something to blow up he looks at it. That's why he hasnt got a wife, she blew up
"Charles"
2011-11-09 08:29:00
Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
almendjoy
2010-12-07 09:09:10
chuck norris makes crocadiles cry
q
2006-10-18 10:36:14
hilariuos