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Chuck Norris Joke #411

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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brady

2012-06-28 13:52:21

chuck norris is so awesome that he was jesus's childhood hero

iChuck

2011-09-22 16:15:49

Facebook didnt function for a day, chuck norris broke its nose

dickasaurus

2011-09-11 06:56:38

Chuck Norris is the 2012

dickasaurus

2011-09-11 06:54:32

Chuck Norris can record a video just using a wood!!!!

John8212

2011-07-14 15:29:23

Hello World

bobby tackett

2011-07-14 12:35:41

Chuck Norris is so interesting the most interesting man in the world opens his beer and Chuck Norris drinks budwisier.

krihan

2011-06-05 09:02:02

retarded joke...

Prebbs-1991

2011-04-07 08:55:11

but you can contact me at adamanttyrnatium@yahoo.com if you want to talk and chat, mabe get to know each other better.
im available 90% of the time...mail me anytime chicka ;)

Prebbs-1991

2011-04-07 08:50:16

nor do i know how to contact you...

Prebbs-1991

2011-04-07 08:49:24

despetrate but beautiful, i would take you up on that offer but i dont know your age or where you live, sorry

mike

2011-02-18 19:15:34

wales is boring because chuck norris kicked all its attractions to blackpool

Paul

2010-05-08 03:12:30

Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a payphone!!!!!!

despetrate but beautiful

2010-02-10 12:51:29

i wanna have sex if u wanna have sex and are male contact on february 13th u will be my valentine :) lurv u

mother Chucker

2009-09-14 22:31:37

chuck norris put out the sun by spitting on it. He made a new one by lighting one of his farts on fire.

UpChuck

2007-11-24 20:35:33

Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. They had to change the name. NO ONE crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

Chucks lover...

2007-11-05 20:35:58

chuck norris...i love you. and i know you love me. I KNOW IT! and ive already had his babys! his name is Chuck Norris #2. call me back chuck... i miss the way your feet smell. kinda like your sons face.Bring your magical boobs back too! ive never met anyone so talented with boobs in my life...CALLL MEEEE! Please :]

LUHHHYOUU.

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Chucks lover...

Caitie

2007-11-05 20:32:19

OMFG!!! CHUCK NORRIS IS AN AMAZING MAAAN! HE SHALL HAVE MY BABYSSSS! OH YES, HE WILL HAVE MY BABIES!! =]

Adam Gardner

2007-09-26 13:24:10

Chuck Norris can kick you sideways, with his fist.

You mom

2007-05-10 04:31:28

Chuck norris isn't hung like a horse a horse is hung like chuck norris XD

mario

2006-10-29 03:26:58

fucking funny! he sounds like a total badass :)