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Chuck Norris Joke #41

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

none

2012-06-13 08:03:53

Chuck Norris has come face to face with death. He thinks he's a promising rookie.

none

2012-06-13 08:02:37

death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

none

2012-06-13 08:01:46

before every scene of Texas Ranger Chuck Norris was injected with 72 times the legal dose of elephant tranquilizer.

supatwin

2011-11-18 18:05:20

if you get hit and you know you cant get him back dont get mad get chuck norris

Funny

2011-11-15 17:36:46

Chuck Norris got bit by a cobra 5days later the cobra died

yo momma

2011-03-01 07:02:40

xDDDD

chuck norris

2010-10-18 16:37:24

theres no chin under chuck norrises beard there is only another fist

rose

2010-07-04 09:02:40

.........

jane

2010-03-10 14:40:03

chuck norrise turned lady gaga into a girl.

Randon

2009-10-20 17:09:58

Thats What I was goin to say!

Joshua Henderson

2008-12-14 01:41:54

You can't fool Chuck Norris!