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Chuck Norris Joke #409

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Ashley

2012-03-11 08:43:16

Chuck Norris can open the future and the past

Ashley

2012-03-11 08:39:35

Chuck Norris is so fat when he turns around it's his birthday again!!!

Ashley

2012-03-11 08:37:44

Chuck Norris can cut a knife in half with butter.

Tre

2011-12-30 18:21:13

Chuck Norris can eat limestone,and he shits skyscrapers

CM Punk

2011-10-23 11:36:36

All women who don't produce offspring end up dead.

jerry

2011-03-11 19:22:39

chuck norris caused the earthqake in Japan.

megan

2010-11-01 12:50:33

every cell in chuck norris's body has a beard

Nivvie

2010-07-01 01:37:26

The Manhatton Project was started to attempt to recreate the destructive power of a Chuck Norris round house kick. They didn't even come close.

gary

2010-05-05 10:41:51

baerd :(

gary

2010-05-05 10:41:35

i mean baerd

gary

2010-05-05 10:40:53

chuck norris doesnt have a chin under his bar only another fist

georgiiiiaa

2010-01-03 08:03:21

hey have you ever herd of gay "ohhhh sorry you are gay" x haaaa

ijatmes

2010-01-03 08:02:00

if u have 5 and chuck norris have 5 chuck norris has more muny than u!

it me

2010-01-03 07:59:39

f*****g

IGuy

2009-07-05 13:50:33

When Chuck Norris was born the doctor didn't spank Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris spanked the doctor.

Austin Ferguson

2008-03-06 18:54:23

chuck norris runs so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

dlf

2007-05-11 06:56:10

that sucked me bitch