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Chuck Norris Joke #408

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Robert Flores

2012-08-25 08:58:20

Bruce Lee once dared to throw a Chinese Star @ Chuck Norris. Chuck caught it, shook his head "No" and threw the Chinese star into the black hole.

shymichelle1718

2012-08-20 13:37:31

so are their more people than just me that on this site at this very moment

shymichelle1718

2012-08-20 13:32:18

honostly i think that these jokes are so fuckin stupid there funny

DYLANTHAGR8

2012-01-20 15:55:03

ok ginger face 97 u didnt come up with it i heard it on multiple sites so shut up P.s dont b sooooooo selfish

gingerface97

2011-03-29 18:02:11

i came up with this one...chuck norris is like the matrix, only he dont have to move!

zman22232

2010-12-22 06:42:08

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

chuck norris

2010-12-19 14:19:44

what chuck norris tells a lie it becomes true if you dont agree he will kill you

luvstosplooge

2010-11-24 08:10:10

STOP SYAING THE SWIM ON LAND ONE plz

skyler

2010-09-17 09:51:43

when your chuck norris, anything + anything = a one on one roundhousekick to the face

Gina

2010-07-26 01:16:29

Chuck Norris needs a Concealed Weapons Licence in 14 states just to be allowed to wear pants

Gina

2010-07-25 16:56:53

If it looks like chicken, Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, it's fucking beef.

mobixone

2010-06-10 13:13:16

I like Chuck Norris jokes too much and i visit this site often and found latest jokes on Chuck Norris.

me

2010-06-09 14:42:24

jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris walked on jesus

Matt

2010-04-18 10:37:31

Chuck Norris Invented the theory of the big bang with a roundhouse kick to the sky

trey

2010-04-12 17:16:57

when chuck norris has sex with a guy it doesnt mean he's gay its just that he has ran out of women

robbie

2009-10-19 14:43:46

chuck norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he's never cried.

bob marley

2009-06-24 03:43:49

chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is

Who Cares

2009-06-11 08:30:03

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

ollie Tobugger

2009-06-10 09:14:48

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes

Chris

2009-05-03 23:42:54

Chuck Norris once taught a German Sheppard to bark in spanish.

Katy

2008-11-21 20:31:56

Chuck Norris once went trick or treating as himself as a child.

Kat Shoemake

2007-05-16 19:56:32

Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a gift, Santa was real.

Randy Henderson

2007-05-16 08:19:28

Chuck Norris can check his myspace with just a pencil and a piece of paper./Chuck Norris was born as an adult./Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did./Chuck Norris can speak brail./Chuck Norris home-schooled himself./ Chuck Norris can polevault without a pole./Chuck Norris wipes with carboard.

justyn hasten

2007-04-02 10:34:02

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

Jason Bryant

2007-03-29 12:31:28

id doo chuck norrrrris wib my sevann inche pee-pee