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Chuck Norris Joke #407

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Eliott collins

2012-02-27 19:08:09

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

im beastier than chuck

2011-09-09 07:01:24

j twat is a peice of dukey that can type.

Jedi Knott

2011-02-18 03:09:52

What did Adam first say to Eve?
"Chuck Norris said he'd be over later this evening for seconds , and some more apple pie .." Whatever that means.

j twat

2010-03-08 09:11:45

u guys r so fucking lame, get a life because u will never make it as a comedian u pathetic fucking losers

Combat Ninja

2010-01-17 20:26:05

Wtf is upersutted avery?

randall dunn

2009-03-29 21:08:40

chuck norris doesnt use a 9mm a 9mm uses chuck norris

avery

2009-01-16 19:05:51

the girafe was made when chuck noris upersutted a horse

jo momma

2007-04-02 10:35:17

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn