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Chuck Norris Joke #406

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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2012-05-02 09:30:55

Medically if he uppercut a horse it will die duuuuhhhhh im a doctor.


2011-11-04 05:23:10

How was the giraffe made? Chuck Norris uppercuted a horse!


2011-01-17 12:19:12

chuck norris doesnt go hunting, hunting implies the occasion of failure. chuck norris goes killing

Jacob Matingham

2010-11-15 15:35:14

When people pray to god god prays to Chuck 'Lame" norris


2010-11-15 15:32:49

LOOOOOOL that one cracked me up XD


2010-11-15 15:31:20

Yeahh soo funny ayye yeah not loool Rofl yeah Haha LOLOLOLO So friken funy man i think chuck norris should roundhouse kick this site


2010-11-01 15:16:00

LOOOOOOL that one cracked me up XD

ben rappe

2009-06-19 21:33:26

theese are just too funny i think i pissed my self

Joe Rutherford

2008-04-16 07:50:45

chuck norris has got nothing on Steven "poo nanny" Tran

megan haily

2007-10-16 13:14:35

hahahahahahahahahaha funny i love chuck!