Chuck Norris Joke #404
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Comments:
Uncle Juice
2012-12-15 14:49:15
Chuck Norris knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.....
your a dick gslappa!
2011-12-01 12:08:18
who gives a shit if you've heard these jokes before? why dont you grow a pair, AND get a life.
gslappa
2011-10-25 18:26:13
most of these jokes ive heard about 1276 times, but geek's is friggin fantastic!
Tomiokas
2011-07-10 12:54:50
Chuck Norris can poo a corner in a oval room
Rico
2010-12-09 03:01:56
you dont need money for a facelift just go to chuck norris
hunter
2010-12-09 02:46:55
chuck norris is so dangerous he hits facebook on a payphone
Geek
2010-12-09 01:32:43
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad...
justin
2010-10-08 16:41:49
chuck norris's rice crispies dont say shit to him unless he gives them the ok
chuck norris ies buddy
2010-08-21 11:09:14
hey buddy
kevin
2010-01-08 16:03:09
chuck norris is so strong that when he does push ups he pushes the ground down
Blooobs?
2008-02-06 21:39:39
Hmmm, Shit joke?
Chuck Norris
2007-07-23 18:23:25
Some of these are flattering, but a lot of these I DO NOT appreciate.
