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Chuck Norris Joke #40

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Comments:

Jaden

2013-11-15 14:44:54

Chuck Norris is so awesome,when Christofer Columbus found North America,Chuck was waiting there

leon

2012-12-12 07:15:40

im so ugly chuck norris cant fuck my mom yee i lied he demolished mymom check it out

guercy fuckd yo mom in the legg

2012-12-12 07:14:16

guercy slappd chuck norris in the chin guercy lost half his arm
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guercy fuckd yo mom

2012-12-12 07:11:59

chuck norris doesnt fly to distant countries he simply moves the earth beneath him

bitcy

2012-03-02 14:36:11

chuck norris cnat swim so that means norris chuck cant eaither

Dick face

2011-12-28 13:01:32

Chuck Norris can pee up

Isaiah

2011-12-27 16:32:16

Chuck Norris can make a weeble wobble fall down

McElla

2011-11-06 18:44:54

the fricking chin joke was made up before family guy said it so dont get ur thong in a knot there skippy just enjoy the fricking jokes its a Chuck Norris website for jokes dumb ass

Thomp

2010-12-06 16:10:36

Michael Jackson turned completely white only after being roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

Peanut Butter luck

2010-10-02 19:09:24

OH MY GOD! THATS FROM FAMILY GUY!! PEOPLE STOP SAYING THE BEARD FIST JOKE!!

vidal ybarra

2010-08-13 10:01:51

Chuck norris doesn't have a chin under his beard its a fist.

robert

2007-05-15 12:31:18

Wow i wass i in that