Chuck Norris Joke #395
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Comments:
personal
2011-11-19 09:37:28
very very funny u both made me
funny
Jessica Danielle Parker
2011-09-17 10:02:16
Hahahahahahahahahahaha--I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR JORDY!!!
Jordy
2011-09-09 13:08:07
Chuck is so badd ass that if u shoot at him, the bullets would come back, slap u in the face and say, "U asshole!!! U shudda sed sumthing!! Thats Chuck Norris! I thought we were after Van Dam!!"
usck
2011-09-09 08:07:02
too bad bruce lee beat him in seconds ha
chubby
2011-07-15 23:15:41
and his mom
Nicole
2010-01-30 20:10:23
The only person chuck Norris is afraid of is chuck Norris
Chuck Jr
2007-09-27 19:36:43
u CAN DO IT CHUCK