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Chuck Norris Joke #395

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-04-28 05:45:53

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2014-04-28 05:45:52

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2014-04-28 05:45:52

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personal

2011-11-19 09:37:28

very very funny u both made me

funny

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-17 10:02:16

Hahahahahahahahahahaha--I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR JORDY!!!

Jordy

2011-09-09 13:08:07

Chuck is so badd ass that if u shoot at him, the bullets would come back, slap u in the face and say, "U asshole!!! U shudda sed sumthing!! Thats Chuck Norris! I thought we were after Van Dam!!"

usck

2011-09-09 08:07:02

too bad bruce lee beat him in seconds ha

chubby

2011-07-15 23:15:41

and his mom

Nicole

2010-01-30 20:10:23

The only person chuck Norris is afraid of is chuck Norris

Chuck Jr

2007-09-27 19:36:43

u CAN DO IT CHUCK