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Chuck Norris Joke #394

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-07-25 07:43:36

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NanoBite

2014-06-20 07:52:02

Chuck Norris has been and seen the other universes. He just has not died yet.

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2014-05-17 09:06:08

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Alex

2012-02-29 15:37:55

Chuck Norris played Pokemon at a Casino and when he won everyone at the Casino lost.

Beast

2012-01-18 16:36:37

When Chuck Norris goes out for a run, he doesn't move. The world is actually spinning under his feet.

Krivesan govender

2011-11-23 11:24:31

It wasnt god who crated wall-e , it was chuck norris ;)

Krivesan govender

2011-11-23 11:21:35

It was god who crated wall-e but it was chuck ;)

TiTiammy

2011-06-10 14:32:33

Chuck Norris is the best bang since the big one

Chuck Norris Assistant

2011-02-12 17:03:52

When god gives you lemons you find a new god. When you find chuck norris you cut your heart out and give it to him

chuck

2011-01-07 21:04:07

when life gives chuck norris lemons he makes grape juice no one dares questions him they just enjoy some awsome juice

i love 2 suck vagina

2010-09-21 11:30:20

chuck norris doesnt fight 2 the finish chuck norris finishes the fight

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:48:57

why does everybody keep messing that joke up?!?
its god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

funny

2010-03-09 05:12:03

god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

Mark

2009-03-04 14:36:08

LMAO @ the micheal jackson

godofwar

2008-11-11 08:51:42

When chuck norris does a push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

beerman

2008-10-30 09:40:27

when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he dosent wet, the pool gets chuck norris.

moe

2008-03-31 11:40:21

chuck norris trains at area 51

rhys braun

2007-11-11 17:40:32

chuck norris once took a dump. it grew a life and he named it micheal jackson.