Chuck Norris Joke #393
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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2015-02-27 13:39:26
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ask guy
2012-05-17 09:20:49
If you give mentos and diet coke to a dog will it explode?
Chuck Norris
2011-12-31 09:20:48
I'm at your house watching you Chuck Norris wanna be.
Ready? 1... 2...3 ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Your dead biiiiot.
Theguy
2011-03-03 10:23:15
Chuck Norris doesn't lose the game, the game loses Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris
2011-01-12 15:51:00
ME WHERE YOU YOU LIVE SO I CAN KILl YOU WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK?
rose
2010-10-22 09:22:24
the tv bit was funny the child bit wasnt
i only imadgen him eating then THE COOKING CHANNEL!
another bite
THE PORN CHANNEL!!
lol
yackity yack
2010-09-29 12:24:37
that is funny. me is a idiot
me
2010-04-15 12:50:50
this is horrible, not funny, and otherwise lame.