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Chuck Norris Joke #393

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

ask guy

2012-05-17 09:20:49

If you give mentos and diet coke to a dog will it explode?

Chuck Norris

2011-12-31 09:20:48

I'm at your house watching you Chuck Norris wanna be.

Ready? 1... 2...3 ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Your dead biiiiot.

Theguy

2011-03-03 10:23:15

Chuck Norris doesn't lose the game, the game loses Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris

2011-01-12 15:51:00

ME WHERE YOU YOU LIVE SO I CAN KILl YOU WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK?

rose

2010-10-22 09:22:24

the tv bit was funny the child bit wasnt
i only imadgen him eating then THE COOKING CHANNEL!
another bite
THE PORN CHANNEL!!
lol

yackity yack

2010-09-29 12:24:37

that is funny. me is a idiot

me

2010-04-15 12:50:50

this is horrible, not funny, and otherwise lame.