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Chuck Norris Joke #392

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-04-11 06:59:32

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tay n fay

2013-11-03 20:44:08

they say if u spell chuk noris wrong he will come in ur home and kill u....... sorry i thought i heard some thing in my house even tho i live alone

upchuck

2013-02-27 05:00:11

world war z starts with chuck norris clogging the que in line for hell...

THE_WHOOPPER

2012-06-18 19:13:30

who would win in a fight mario or
bowser?

ANSWER: Chuck Norris

sally tooth picker

2011-12-24 19:37:08

hahah ewwww that is so weird

Shehan

2011-10-27 11:20:34

Chuck Norris doesn't die, death is afraid of its creator!!

Sean

2011-04-04 13:29:52

The Earth orbits the sun, but the sun orbits Chuck Norris.

Right before God said "Let their be light.", Chuck Norris said " Let there be God."

Bart

2011-03-20 10:20:47

Only Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.

chuck norris

2011-01-31 08:52:05

stop making jokes on me or i will kick all of you in the right side of ur face with my left foot and who ever said they are chuck norris cant hide

chuck norris

2011-01-31 08:49:25

te reason we have girafs is because chuck upper cut a horse

Rico

2010-11-18 15:41:52

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.
Too bad he never cried. :)

big nutts

2010-09-22 10:48:55

chuck norris is not afraid of death death is afraid of chuck norris. another one is when chuck norris died death was so afraid of him he could not tell him

balls

2010-08-04 10:19:18

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiRH47J_zuI

Mjjfan

2010-05-14 18:17:07

Diaria doesn't happen to chuck Norris, chuck Norris happens to diaria!

Lolz

2010-02-28 10:23:38

Chuck Norris rode a bull, and two minuts later it had a calf...

CoolPato

2009-11-24 16:42:41

Who wins Mario Bros. or Luigi?

-Chuck Norris

cn

2009-10-16 15:56:48

Not even chuck norris can kill chuck norris because the bullets he shoots at himself are too scared to leave the gun

danny

2007-06-30 14:09:32

chuck norris eats rubix cubes and shit them out solved

Rice

2007-03-01 18:15:21

I love Chuck Norris!!!! He is the best!