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Chuck Norris Joke #391

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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tyler

2012-12-05 14:57:16

i love anal

darryl

2012-03-09 12:01:15

once chuck norris suersided a croud he was the only surviver

The real Chuck Norris

2011-12-29 19:43:51

If you don't wrigt a comment i will round kick you 777 times. i mean it!

JS

2011-11-28 14:19:45

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built himself.

james

2011-09-24 18:33:50

chuck norris went to virgin island, the next day it was only called island

Doug

2011-05-06 17:45:04

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

B W Bates

2011-04-07 04:14:56

and God said "Let their be light", and Chuck Norris said "Let their be God"

ghity

2011-01-22 23:15:35

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Dustin

2010-11-25 20:02:54

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He just stares at it and dares it to grow.

knutts

2010-08-13 19:17:22

As our recent leader said "there is nothing to fear but chuck Norris"
G.W.bush

Chuck Norris

2010-04-01 18:38:56

Chuck Norris is an angry fighter but a gentle lover. Keep in mind, gentle for chuck norris is only breaking half your bones.

Ankur

2010-03-05 03:57:14

Chuck Norris doesn't have the control button on his keyboard, because he is always in control

Caitlin

2009-10-06 12:21:59

Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Adam Ketcheson

2007-11-13 12:16:14

There was never a bomb dropped in Nagasaki, Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, HE decides the time.