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Chuck Norris Joke #389

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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2012-03-22 21:30:33

Chuck Norris can do a handstand with his feet.

Chuck Norris fought superman as a bet, the loser had to start wearing his underwear outside of his pants.


2012-01-24 15:14:51

chuck noris gave a kick in the chin to a zebra and its descendents are now named giraffes


2011-11-03 15:56:20


cheese face

2011-04-26 18:06:16

i ment to say once.Oops.

Cheese Face

2011-04-26 18:03:38

Chuck norris ones looked at the boogie monster and said "boo".He got sent to the principals office for beating people up.

the man

2011-01-28 15:09:48

the movie title was aliens vs preatetor vs chuck norris...........but develepoers new that no one would watch a movie only 3 seconds long


2011-01-12 09:41:07

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

max power

2010-05-27 13:25:20

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds

chuck norris counted to infinity.... Twice

chuck norris jumped the empire state building twice without touching the ground

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:57:38

the fastest way to get to a man's heart, ladies, ITS CHUCK NORRIS'S FIST

mike hunt

2007-10-17 09:52:57

"Chuck Norris walked down the street and saw Mike Hunt!"