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Chuck Norris Joke #388

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Under Cover Giraffe

2011-12-16 10:37:17

how many push ups has Chuck Norris done??.... All of them :)

zebra 101

2011-11-26 09:30:42

heehee i just crapped my pants.

Flimpor

2011-08-04 20:48:24

Chuck Norris is able to shoot a gun... with a sword.

215

2011-02-11 03:57:06

The only person that can stop Chuck Norris is another Chuck Norris, and even then it would only end in a tie.

(Unknown)

2011-01-28 18:24:31

Chuck Norris doesnt dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris

jzebra

2010-02-04 16:35:19

You don't touch Chuck Norris. You commit suicide.

kbadgett

2007-12-29 08:36:14

You know, some scientist believed that the Tunguska event was most probably caused by the air burst of a large meteorite, that was until they met Chuck Norris

aj

2007-05-08 14:21:12

Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or god...... GOd is chuck norris