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Chuck Norris Joke #387

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Duke

2013-01-08 16:25:30

Chuck norris never breathes when he has sex. He uses the air to cool himself.

Chuck Norris

2012-07-16 08:53:51

It is impossible to find Chuck Norris on twitter because nobody follows Chuck Norris

Carlos

2012-03-05 15:43:51

Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter he's already following u.

awsome person

2011-12-23 17:54:17

when chuck norris breaks wind it stays broken.

Ross

2011-10-19 16:03:36

Chuck Norris once punched a disabled boy in the face.

Why the Chuck not?

ben

2011-08-14 10:29:31

HOLY SHIT

Joe

2010-11-08 17:23:28

Chuck Norris can reach the end of infinity.

Jesus maybe able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:16:07

i can speak brail

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:14:36

im not hung like a horse ...horses are hung like me

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:13:55

i lost my virginity before my dad did

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:13:19

the quickest way to a mans heart is with my fist

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:12:10

i went as me for halloween. i got twice as much candy as anyone else

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:10:59

i dont believe in germany

chuck norris

2010-09-14 22:09:47

fuck everybody im way better than that

Fitz

2010-07-16 15:09:17

Chuck Norris Has Josef fritzl Locked in a cellar

Klacker lOl

2010-05-31 19:48:34

Don't fear death from chuck norris, i't'll be fast, i promise :P

Klacker lOl

2010-05-31 19:44:35

Your not human tamika... or at least not a very good human if ya dont like chuck norris

tamika

2010-05-31 06:09:23



i hate chuck norris

Tamika

2010-05-31 06:08:34

chuck norris sucks because i dont know him

Tamika

2010-05-31 06:06:52

chuck norris kicks every one in the face thats fat

penis

2010-05-03 10:42:57

u suck

cooler than you

2010-01-11 17:57:07

since nobody follows dear Chuck,does that mean that Chuck follows other hoposaipians?

Qwerty

2009-06-24 18:00:41

Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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banana slug

2007-08-09 11:25:11

so what ur saying is ur a fashion trend.

John

2007-05-18 15:25:37

AWESOME.. SIMPLY BLOODY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!