Chuck Norris Joke #385

iateaninja

2012-01-11 18:12:43

tenage mutin ninga turtles is based on a true story...1 day chuck norris ate a turtle hole.wen he craped it out it was 6 feet tall and knew karatie

flako

2012-01-04 14:33:40

chuck norris had a peeing contest with another guy the other guy drowned.

hi

2011-05-13 03:55:17

Some of u ppl dont no who waldo is right?
Well he is the guy that wears a white and red striped sweater, and hes the one from the game "Where's Waldo?"
If you still dont know who he is, go onto google and look up wheres waldo on google images. Hope your happy now!

Jake

2011-02-04 19:56:00

There are infact tornadoes. Chuck Norris just swings his finger and the force is so powerful it creates the tornadoes.

ur mom house

2010-06-09 08:33:56

if u had 5 dollars and chuck norris ad 5 dollars chuck norris still has more money than you

duaalmln

2010-05-12 06:18:05

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

Slugh8r #1

2007-08-21 13:28:00

Probably because you just got penatrated like a little bitch.
Slugh8r #1

stephen

2007-07-02 19:18:49

when god said let there be light chuck norris said say please

Jimbo

2007-03-16 04:40:14

chuck norris jumps off the eifel tower... and lived