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Chuck Norris Joke #384

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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2011-02-11 06:12:56

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle


2011-02-11 06:12:16

chuck norris shoots a cow makes beef jerky and poops out led makes another bullet and kills another cow some people call this the circle of life.


2011-02-09 17:05:08

chuck norris has to use steroids to keep his dick in his pants


2011-02-09 14:12:55

Chuck Norris doesnt get the cold.
The cold gets Chuck Norris.


2010-11-04 14:29:53

Chuck Norris Dosent Get Burntt By Fire.
Fire Gets Burntt Fromm Chuckk Norris.

Bonnie VanDyke

2010-08-18 15:35:58

in the morning chuck norris makes his coffee by grinding the beans with his teeth and boiling the water with his oun rage.