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Chuck Norris Joke #383

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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2014-09-05 21:13:39

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JJ

2012-12-05 14:51:29

If only i could get chuck to come to my house so i can get a autovqieuhvc;qeibvgfr38pyrg

Marcos Chavez

2012-02-23 11:34:31

Chuck Norries is so scarry he gives Freddy Krueger Nightmares!

messi123

2012-01-04 07:44:28

i aint got any

ryan

2011-10-23 22:48:49

freddy krueger is afraid of chuck norris will come it to his sleep and kill him

Free style

2011-10-01 20:38:37

ghost can't haunt chuck norris, chuck norris haunt them

chuck norris

2011-08-04 13:24:28

chuck norris haunts ghost

daxstar

2011-07-20 01:43:25

kaks kaks!!!

Fowari

2011-01-06 05:23:55

Do you mean steel?

dalton

2010-09-16 13:54:40

You are what you eat chuck norris eats steal

shedaisies

2010-04-11 10:02:38

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake... before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper in it.

tindle

2010-02-18 14:16:33

chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice

zeoman''aa

2009-12-02 18:08:24

i like the jokes but i got another one for ya
chuck norris sleeps with a night light not becuz he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him

sonny

2008-08-12 21:42:43

Chuck Norris does not tell "Yo Mama" jokes; your mom says them about herself out of fear of Chuck Norris.