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Chuck Norris Joke #381

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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2015-03-22 06:23:09

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ralf

2012-11-11 14:38:40

Chuck norris get 4g on a etch-a-sketch

Bailey

2012-01-06 14:48:49

When Chuck Norris gets pulled over the cop gives himself a ticket

Tristan

2011-12-20 18:07:01

chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn ... he just dares his grass to grow

a

2011-12-13 14:56:43

chuck norris can slam dunk a 3 pointer

hi

2011-07-24 13:35:28

when chuck norris gets pulled over he reads the cops there rights

I AM A HUGE FAN

2011-05-15 20:01:05

Chuck Norris does not win in battles, he just allows his enemies to lose.

Alex steven

2011-05-14 20:04:26

A bear once threaten to eat chuck Norris. Chuck Norris showed him his fist and the bear ate him self because it would be less painful then getting round house kicked by chuck Norris (chuck Norris kicked him anyways

Lil z

2011-04-21 20:35:15

When you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary, all it says is: 'Chuck Norris'

dave

2011-04-09 11:44:04

The japanese word for pain is Chuck Norris

travis

2010-11-24 09:23:03

you no the chucknorise joke people where superman pajamas, superman wheres chuck norise pajamas. omg that is so lol, funny as shit

Foolish One

2007-12-05 20:45:59

Did you know that Chuck Norris's testicles do not produce sperm? Instead they produce tiny white ninjas that have only one mission-seek and destroy.

ashsa lala

2007-11-11 23:41:54

there is no evolution just a list of animals chuck allows to live