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Chuck Norris Joke #380

"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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2014-11-21 03:19:30

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2014-04-29 23:58:37

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gabe

2013-04-11 06:20:15

slender man doesnt hunt chuck norris chuck norris hunts slender man

FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:16:11

Chuck Norris Put "Time" In Time-Out..

norris

2012-01-05 17:27:12

ALIENS ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD. THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR CHUCK NORRIS TO DIE.

Chuck Norris

2011-11-02 12:04:01

Copy this comment and paste it on every chuck norris joke

Chuck Norris

2011-11-02 12:03:53

Copy this comment and paste it on every chuck norris joke

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:29:27

In Soviet Russia, a convience store held up chuck norris...then chuck norris changed Soviet Russia's name to "some alley" and kicked its ass

andrew smith

2011-01-05 16:36:00

you have to be kidding chuck norris is only the biggest bad ass in the world

motherofpearl

2010-10-29 08:29:16

WHO IS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!11?

mothetrofpearl

2010-10-29 08:28:16

who is chuck norris?

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2010-09-21 11:33:24

chuck norris doesnt shave, he tell the hair get of his face

Tallin Norris A.K.A. Mike Honcho

2009-12-14 16:26:30

Chuck Norris once brought me into his house and showed me how to round-house kick someone.But i was the voluntier so i didnt remember any thing

mike honcho

2009-12-14 16:21:33

Chuck Norris is the real reason why halo exploded

Brennan Graves

2009-12-14 07:56:24

Freddy Kruegar has nightmares about Chuck Norris

Jack+Jill

2009-10-23 06:26:30

Chuck Norris Is So Scary Death Hides From Him.

Victor

2009-08-02 18:10:10

If you ask Chuck Norris "y is y y?" He will shout out "Cuz i said so!" and folled by a roundhouse kick.

VDA916

2009-08-02 16:23:40

Chuck Norris can beat you in a shooter game with his eyes closed and without even touching the controller.

Victor

2009-08-02 16:20:54

The fist behinde Chuck Norris's beard can knock you out. His hand can kill you; but his roundhouse kick can destroy your atoms

Victor

2009-08-02 16:17:44

Chuck Norris left the UFC because he never fought. His challengers just rushed him and he roundhouse kicked them. This got borring and he left undefeated.

Victor

2009-08-02 16:14:44

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He meditates

VDA916

2009-08-01 22:24:13

Chuck Norris's kick to a man's testicles can cure that man of gayness. Too bad Chuck Norris isn't a dirty fighter

VDA916

2009-08-01 22:22:23

When kids go to bed, they look in thier closet for the Boogy man. When The Boogy man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for the goust of Bruce Lee.

Victor

2009-08-01 22:18:32

When Chuck Norris halucinates, he sees Bruce lee tearring out his chest hairs in his sleep.

Victor

2009-08-01 22:15:24

The last time Chuck Norris got high the world was 6feet under him.

Victor

2009-08-01 22:12:35

Chuck Norris sewed Spider Man for taking his sences and calling it "Spidy sences." Chuck Norris won and it was returned to Norris sence.

Victor

2009-08-01 22:09:56

Chuck Norris's Roundhouse to a man's scrotem can cure gayness. Too bad he never fights dirty.

VDA916

2009-08-01 22:07:20

In Halo3 when you shoot at Chuck Norris he roundhouse kicks the shots back at you and it says you commited suiside.

stefan

2009-08-01 22:02:05

I don't know how this guy comes out with all these jokes?! OMG lololololololol!!!!! :}

VDA916

2009-08-01 21:36:56

MLG came out with competion so Chuck Norris came out with WCL. The members of his leage is him, his self, his left leg Law and right leg Order,and his beard. Unlike MLG thier favorite weapons are a roundhouse kick, a 1-hit kill, and a deadly stare. They make more money than MLG and if you competed with WCL you get you statis removed

VDA916

2009-08-01 21:28:03

If you play against Chuck Norris in COD4 or COD5 and just camp and hide he will roundhouse kick you from across the map

VDA916

2009-08-01 21:25:03

If your playing COD4 or COD5 and you get 100 kills; Chuck Norris will come out of nowhere and roundhouse kick you and you will not be able to respawn for the rest of the match.

VDA916

2009-08-01 21:21:08

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that has Halo3:ODST without befriending a bungie employee

VDA916

2009-08-01 21:19:18

Chuck Norris is the only person in Halo3 that know how to make thier character do a roundhouse kick in Matchmaking that kills the opposing team

VDA916

2009-08-01 20:55:03

If you get the special edition of Halo3:ODST you not only get Johnson; you also get a special gun that he uses. The Video was on Youtube and it was banned. In the Video Sargent Johnson is being used in FireFight. He fires a large cannon and Chuck Norris comes out and kills the Covenent wave with 1 roundhouse kick

VDA916

2009-08-01 20:45:54

"Halo4 Spoiler"

Master Cheif and the Arbitor are camputed. The USNC losses hope and Chuck Norris Comes out of the middist. He fights to save Chief and Arby; then he roundhouse kicks the last profet of his chair and falls of into the abbys. The Covenent make peace then makes peace with earth. "The End"

VDA916

2009-08-01 20:40:22

Chuck norris never dies. He respawns behind your person and roundhouse kicks them

Victor

2009-08-01 20:31:03

In The Return of the Dragon Chuck Norris didn't die. He woke up some years latter with vengence on his shoulder. He took a gun and a suit; then he went to go shoot Bruce Lee. The Mafia took the credit because they knew that people didn't think chuck Norris was around anymore till he roundhouse kicked them and put it on Youtube

VDA916

2009-08-01 20:25:21

Chuck Norris never became a Spartan because his genetics is "too perfect". That's why his younger brother John was picked; but he never kicked as much ass as Chuck Norris

VDA916

2009-08-01 20:22:24

When Chuck Norris plays Halo3 he always gets a perfection in Matchmaking.

Victor

2009-08-01 20:18:10

Chuck Norris never runs out of bullets because he sweats them and reloads his guns whith them

stefan

2007-05-08 07:49:30

keep back 400 feet