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Chuck Norris Joke #38

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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shit head

2012-03-06 08:12:39

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hot men

2012-03-06 08:11:16

i am jarrett

hot men

2012-03-06 08:11:13

i am jarrett


2012-03-06 08:10:15

why the fuck did you call me

Finn Welch

2012-02-21 18:01:43

Chuck Norris is so strong when he does push ups he pushes the earth down.

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-16 23:47:52

NOOOOO---I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU CHUCKY!!! I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU LIKE THAT AGAIN, CHUCK! I MEAN, SIR CHUCK NORRIS--I'M SORRY!!!! WAIT--YOU HAVE BROWN EYES? OH. Jessica Danielle Parker is deceased. You may come lay flowers on her tombstone next week...

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-16 23:46:03

Hahahahaha--you go, Chucky!


2011-04-01 17:59:05

Chuck Norris once had a toilet papar brand,didn't get to far though, cause Chuck norris don't take no shit from NObody.

Chuck Norris

2011-04-01 17:52:47

I want that beer, so bad.


2011-02-07 13:38:12

Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in German.


2011-02-07 13:37:23

Cris Angel can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.


2010-12-24 12:59:10

Once Van Gogh drew a picture of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drew a picture of Van Gogh.


2010-12-24 12:43:08

Chuck Norris does not use a cell phone. He dus'nt need it.


2010-06-27 16:08:48

The world doesn't rotate around the sun, the sun rotates around Chuck Norris


2010-06-27 16:05:58

The big bang didn't make the universe, Chuck Norris made the big bang.


2010-06-27 16:03:26

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice!


2010-06-25 15:33:49

chuck norris once ran around the world so fast he punched himself in the back of the head


2009-11-24 23:35:33

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him.


2008-11-10 19:39:41

Later theories of Leonardo da Vinci show that Mary Magdalene left Jesus, for Chuck Norris.

nathan L

2008-02-27 07:37:13

Headlines today read: Chuck Norris was shot 4 times last night. when intervewed the doctors said the bullets would not survive.

big black

2007-11-15 10:24:12

Only chuck Norris can prevent forest fires

craig king

2007-06-30 21:48:21

chuck norris can wipe his butt with sandpaper grade toilet paper and make the toilet paper bleed

johnny nielson

2007-03-08 11:18:46

chuck norris does not tea bag the ladies he potato sacks them.

Allen M.

2007-02-11 12:51:39

This joke was worded to literal, and needs some work :P