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Chuck Norris Joke #379

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Chuck Norris

2012-11-11 20:33:53

i once looked at a solar eclipse and blinded it

you

2012-05-23 14:06:15

oh ya

jimmy

2011-10-24 09:13:23

who ever hated chuck norris is geating grape in the mouth >:3

jimmy

2011-10-24 09:13:23

who ever hated chuck norris is geating grape in the mouth >:3

calvin

2011-10-22 16:18:44

Hey jacob that's what he said...3 days later he ended up with an imprint that said ANOTHER ASS KICKED BY CHUCK NORRIS

Free style

2011-10-01 20:49:38

chuck norris once impregnated his mom so she could give birth to him

Jacob

2011-05-13 12:54:34

I Hate Chuck Norris!!!!!

Chuck Norris

2011-02-15 10:59:43

I am coming for the first reader in 5 days because I have an important... AH

mr.norris

2010-10-25 11:31:01

this rules

NewGuy

2010-05-11 17:34:47

Chuck Noris's favorite activity is to sit in corners of round room

Devin

2010-05-11 11:33:18

Children pee their names in snow ,chuck norris pees his name in cement

biohazard

2008-12-29 00:29:28

chuck norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling BANG!