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Chuck Norris Joke #378

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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FUUUUUUUUUUU

2012-02-13 15:31:38

Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31 to April 2. There is no fooling Chuck Norris

Gimly

2010-12-29 18:55:06

And my Axe!!!!!

Legolas

2010-12-29 18:54:38

And my bow

Chuck Norris

2010-12-29 18:54:11

This joke is true... you have my word

lanese

2010-10-29 10:09:00

ignore:last comment these jokes are ok but not great

lanes sebastina

2010-10-29 10:07:21

these jokes suck

brandon

2010-06-28 12:59:33

jesus walked on water . chuck norris swam on land

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:07:55

someone explain why this is a toilet paper joke and not a chuck norris joke, SUE HIM. SUE HIM NOW

mike b

2009-10-22 04:57:30

when chuck norris was born he delivered himself!

dhdhdh

2009-10-03 21:27:03

When chuck norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norrised

Hebijiah

2008-05-21 11:29:40

Chuck Norris can knock down the world's largest tree with one roundhouse kick.

brent

2007-10-04 13:53:12

funny as hell, lmfao, roflmfao

Nate

2007-03-02 07:13:54

Funny shit-lol- get it