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Chuck Norris Joke #377

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Funny :) Not Funny :(


d man

2012-02-01 09:04:14

chuck norris is a hunter....but chuck norris doesnt hunt....because hunting implies the probibility of falure.


2011-10-28 06:18:39

bill gates lives in silent fear of chuck norris' microsoft cashing


2011-10-17 17:41:45

if you type the word norris on microsoft word it atomaticly captilizes the "N'


2011-10-16 00:24:14

Chuck norris doesn't walk on water.... He swims through land

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 09:54:41

ALL OF THESE JOKES ARE SO FREAKING FUNNY!! Poah, you're awesomely funny. You too, Godwin Xuereb!!


2011-07-19 20:27:09

the movie alien vs. predator was orginnaly alien vs. predator vs. Chuck Norris, but no one wanted to see a 14 second movie


2011-07-19 20:23:44

if you want to find out who chuck norris enemys are see the extinct list

Fragle Rock

2010-11-07 13:59:39

Chuck norris is so strong, he can slam a revolving door.


2010-05-19 06:05:42

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Godwin Xuereb

2010-05-19 06:01:44

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


2009-02-27 04:54:33

Dinosuars aren't extinct, they just evolved into Chuck Norris.

mac attack

2008-05-27 19:11:44

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

emilio the great

2008-03-31 10:57:43



2007-10-24 18:23:08

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass. he stares at it and dares it to grow


2007-09-21 18:14:38

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did