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Chuck Norris Joke #375

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chhiv

2013-04-10 00:14:05

Chuck norris served 2 life sentence and finally got parolled

chhiv

2013-04-09 22:19:06

Chuck norris worked a full time job at 4 years old

mystery person

2012-11-12 10:21:02

chuck norris' wit makes the speed of light wish it was faster

mystery person

2012-11-12 10:18:06

chuck norris doesnt fight he just allows you to lose

dik

2012-01-30 16:06:11

when chuck norris left the virgin islands, it was only called the islands

dik

2012-01-30 16:04:16

FACT: chuck norris has a bear rug in his room. the bear isn't dead, its just too scared to move.

nate

2011-10-18 13:05:23

u cant walk in chuck norises foot prints cause he is always behind u

BUCA

2011-04-09 21:02:21

HE DOESN'T HAVE A DAD!!!!! SO OHHHHH FO SIZZLE YYOU JUST GOT BURRRNNNNNNNED! LIKE TOAST IN A VERY HOT OVEN... WITH THE CRUST!!! OH YEAH I WENT THERE!!

Rick

2010-12-01 12:23:41

CHUCK NORRIS lost his virginity before his dad!!!

Joel

2010-10-30 08:00:33

when fossil fuels run out, we'll always have Chuck Norris.

Joel

2010-10-30 07:57:00

Before people used to think the universe spun around the earth, they thought the universe spun around chuck norris.

Joel

2010-10-30 07:54:20

Chuck norris doesn't get tired when he exercises. Exercise gets tired of him.

Cosmicgensis

2010-06-17 14:33:58

A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris and swiftly apologized. Chuck roundhoused him. Instantly the blind man could see. As he blinked he saw Chucks boot coming back.The first ,last, and only thing he ever saw was Chucks Roundhouse.

Overmind

2010-05-15 22:59:58

Hair doesent grow on steel, but moss grows on Chuck Norris

person

2010-05-15 11:31:17

Chuck norris does his groceries at a hardware store.

person

2010-05-15 11:29:22

Chuck norris build the log cabin he was born in.

Steve

2010-05-15 01:02:38

Chuck norris loves playing the game find the hay in the needle stack

George

2010-04-17 14:53:49

This is stupid... How can his spleen be considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states when there are only 50 states?

Tim M.

2010-04-14 11:30:17

Chuck Norris' Computer does not have a control button, cause Chuck Norris is always in Control.

Kal

2010-01-14 20:18:47

Chuck Norris CAN belive it's not butter

CHUCK NORRIS

2009-11-02 20:50:30

CHUCK NORRIS HAS COUNTED TO INFINITY - TWICE

mark martinez

2009-11-02 14:13:08

Chuck Norris needs a concealed weapon liscense in all 50 states to legally wear pants.

Tim

2009-10-19 05:47:43

Chuck Norris got sick and tired of putting out forest fires so he taimed Smokey the bear.

Mark

2009-03-04 14:21:16

LMAO ROFL @ the balls

Rrr

2009-01-05 19:05:46

FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls for one reason.

Hair doesn't grow on steel

Rrr

2009-01-05 19:04:02

The titanic did'nt hit an iceberg it hit Chuck Norris on his evening backstroke across the Atlantic

Rrr

2009-01-05 19:02:18

Chuck Norris once watched an episode of 60minutes in 30 min.

Rrr

2009-01-05 19:00:22

When Chuck Norris Jumps in a Lake, he doesn't get wet the lake gets Chuck Norrised

Rueben

2009-01-04 11:42:06

-A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.

Ally

2008-04-22 16:37:09

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

tyler

2007-09-05 10:07:38

if there was no light there wouldn't be anything for chuck norris to protect.

C.

2007-03-23 18:40:39

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.